This Is One Of The Poems That Got Me Really Into Slam Poetry, There Is A Recording Of Her Reading It

Move over queen Elizabeth let some real royalty have the spotlight

“i never see you at the club” ok well i never see you on ao3 at 2am reading about the same two bitches falling in love for the 1000th time in the 500th way

AO3 IS DOWN!!!!!!!

Can confirm, just got out of my biomed class and we dissected a sheep’s heart. I’m fricken starving and it does not help that one of my group mates kept likening it to roast beef.

i think the hardest part about this job is not being able to say What The Fuck

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Also Ares is Hera’s legitimate son I’m pretty sure so he gets some sort of protection, while Apollo, who is yet another one of Zeus’s bastard children, Hera dislikes soooo ya’know

how come Apollo was punished for Octavian but Ares wasn't punished for helping Luke with the lighting bolt?

In 1944 a kitten named George (short for General Electric) was saved from drowning by a U.S. Navy crew member. George was then photographed and given a liberty card and detailed health record. Source.

And so the cycle continues

EDIT: holy shit 19k notes in 24 hours on an original post never happened before in my 10 years on here I love you all