Queerest-frog-of-the-dirt - Sproigles

If somebody is one year younger than me then they are a youth, a baby, a fetus. And if they’re one year older then they are a grandparent, a dinosaur, bones.

boy: *is literally 1 year younger than me* boy: *hits on me* me: thanks…… but…. no thanks…. i’m old enough to be your mother……..

tell your boyfriend if he says he’s got beef, that i’m a vegetarian and i

eat leaf

hehe funny experimental style go brrrr

just a reminder if you’re bored you can always answer some simple trivia and give rice to people in need.

and it’s absolutely free

http://freerice.com/

no one has ever said it this bluntly before, but they must know what they are talking about because of their very cool sunglasses

im never gonna get my fucking cutie mark