Every Dog Owner’s Worst Nightmare

Floral Knight by Marine Saillard

normalise being bad at roofs in minecraft. normalise not being able to make an aesthetically pleasing roof to save your life in minecraft.

christmas is when jesus was born, and easter is when he died. in between is when he did various baby crimes bad enough to warrant capital punishment at 3 months old. very bad baby

Average height boys r suspicious to me…..always so medium….probably hiding something. and short boys always so angry about being short. and tall boys r too scary and more mass volume to store evil. there is no peace

How dare you make me do math to figure out the time. This is not some kind of fairy tail with riddles!

People who use 24 time have to say 13 o clock like some kind of alice in wonderland character. outrageous

Someone who hasn’t watch Star Trek, please explain this picture

Look at this lol

It was the nearest I've come in weeks to threatening that if you kids don't settle down in the back, I'm just going to turn this car around and nobody gets to go to grandma's house.

And then I had to explain that it was a joke and, no, I can't and won't unilaterally cancel a show that cost Amazon and the BBC many tens of millions of make and which we've already shot, just because some people were getting huffy on Twitter. Sigh.

I've been laughing about the Mark Hamill gaygay tweet for six hours

zukka au where aunt wu looks straight at sokka and instead of telling him that his future is full of pain and anguish caused by his own hand, she tells him that he’s going to marry the fire lord and sokka is like “EXCUSE ME?”