Me: *looking At A Porcelain Hand In The Home Decor Aisle Of A Store* If I Lost My Hands In Some Kind

i literally feel like im going to be sick trying not to laugh at this at my desk like i feel faint

“Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today’s version of “seize him” imo

YOU hate JK Rowling!

op turned off reblogs but I want this forever

Dear video essay creators. A video analysis is when you analyze a piece of media. No no look at me. A summary, no matter how thorough, is not an analysis. An analysis requires you to draw conclusions about the media such as authorial intent, real-world parallels, discussion about themes/worldbuilding/character motivation, and so much more. You have to stop summarizing something and saying that’s analysis. The Gaylors are doing more critical analysis than you. Is that who you want to lose to? The gaylors?

americans: pssshh you think 80°F is hot???? i'm from big texas this is nothing kid, i might put a coat on actually

europeans: wdym 10°C is cold???? this is shorts weather bro, when you start pissing crystals then we'll talk

unattended raspberries: i went moldy while you were reading this