Me Too Bud But Im A Guy

Gregory: Do you want to know your gay name?

Tony: My... my gay name?

Gregory: Yeah, it's your first name-

Tony: Haha. Very funny Gregory-

Gregory: *gets down on one knee* And my last name.

Tony: Oh- oh my god.

I think the concept of fictional characters breaking the fourth wall to find out about their own ships is always funny, but I need you to imagine lawlight learning about lawlight for a second. Light's face goes completely blank save for a violent eye twitch while he internally cycles through all five stages of grief and at least 10 emotions not yet recognised by the field of psychology within a matter of seconds, after which he plasters on a very strained polite smile and asks what "law" stands for in the most fake saccharine voice you've ever heard. L tries to murder Light with his bare hands. Light decks L in the face while getting choked out and weasels away, politely excusing himself for a minute, then L drops dead immediately after. Love loses, roll credits

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)

Yoo Joonghyuk: [throttling a random cliché goon] WHERE IS HE?

Goon: Who?!

Yoo Joonghyuk: KIM DOKJA.

Goon:

Yoo Joonghyuk:

Grunt: …who?

Yoo Joonghyuk: [sighing] Where is Yoo Joonghyuk?

yes yoo joonghyuk exists to be the mental health equivalent of a squeaky toy but its important - vital even - that you never, never ask yourself what yoo joonghyuk would do in any given situation. because 9 times out of 10 the answer is going to be "kill himself"

(*꒦ິ꒳꒦ີ)♡

have u ever unalived some1?

You can say kill, it's okay. in some indirect way I feel we have all been cause to someone's misery and perhaps, even their deaths. Not just our actions, no, our inaction - our inability to step outside the thin-scope of our sheltered lives and lend a hand to those who must face the brunt of reality. We could be better, we could be holistically-giving, but we aren't; thus we are partially to blame for what happens, as even the smallest shift in sentiment can leave a wake miles wide, yet we do not budge, instead we are comforted by the warmth of our ignorance and willful-obfuscation.

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did you hear about my amazing propaganda yet

Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

i found my old pinterest board and decided to poorly edit it into bsd memes HEHEH