Yoo Jonghyuk: In Terms Of Dying I Think I Am Most Suitable

kdj realizing he's bi would have to be during the most chaotic intervention ever. imagine kimcom (minus yjh, he is having no part in this) not-so-subtly interrogating kdj about his sexuality and kdj says Out Loud for the first time "yeah i'm attracted to yjh but it doesn't count" and they're like "what does that even mean" and kdj is like "EVERYONE is attracted to yjh" and they're like "kim dokja. what the Fuck are you talking about" and he's like "if someone isn't attracted to him there's something wrong with them." and hsy is like "we think something is wrong with You, actually" and he ignores that cause hsy said it and goes "even sangah is attracted to him, right sangah?" and ysa, a Lesbian, is like "i can admit he's handsome, certainly, but that's all. i don't feel any pull towards him so i wouldn't call it attraction, personally" and kim dokja starts sweating cause he Definitely feels A Pull towards yjh and goes "but. but hyunsung is also attracted to yjh!" and lhs is like "yes? i'm bisexual though?" and kdj's jaw hits the floor and he's fully sweating now and everyone is like. "wait. did you nOT KNOW?? THAT LHS IS BISEXUAL." AND KDJ, INFAMOUS BIPHOBIC BISEXUAL, IS LIKE "WHY WOULD I KNOW???" and lhs, who kdj has known for Years and who has made his crush on kdj painfully obvious and is constantly teased by jhw about it is like "*teary smile* this is fine" so then the interrogation morphs into a comfort session for lhs and everyone's like "damn kdj what is wrong with you how long have you even known lhs how could you not know he's bi" but he's not hearing any of it he's just sitting there in shock from so many revelations smacking him on the back of the head all at once

anyways, yjh enters the chaos completely unaffected to say dinner is ready and kdj makes a break for the nearest exit which is A Window and gets dogpiled by everyone

"hop on cotl"

This reads from left to right!

have u ever unalived some1?

You can say kill, it's okay. in some indirect way I feel we have all been cause to someone's misery and perhaps, even their deaths. Not just our actions, no, our inaction - our inability to step outside the thin-scope of our sheltered lives and lend a hand to those who must face the brunt of reality. We could be better, we could be holistically-giving, but we aren't; thus we are partially to blame for what happens, as even the smallest shift in sentiment can leave a wake miles wide, yet we do not budge, instead we are comforted by the warmth of our ignorance and willful-obfuscation.

Lmaoo

Reblog if you’d be okay if your friend came out as transgender

let’s see how many transphobics we can weed out

(*꒦ິ꒳꒦ີ)♡

SOMEONE EXPLAIN

Maybe the Cassie swap could be someone original? That's what I did for my own swap au.

Also, Tony could be an actual journalist and writer! He could be someone Gregory knows/used to know and they work together sometimes. There's a little "tension" between the two, but it doesn't go anywhere for a long time. Not sure where Ellis would go. Maybe a teacher? Or a school counselor Patient 71 took care of....

Nosey Journalist & Tired Technician

Bonus - School Counselor Ellis

Why would you hide this in the tags

*something bad happens*

atsushi: dazai-san has a plan! ☺️

chuuya and kunikida: of course dazai has a plan 😒

fyodor: oh, dazai has a plan? 😏

the fandom: DAZAI HAS A PLAN DAZAI HAS A PLAN DAZAI HAS A PLAN DAZAI HAS A PLAN DAZAI HA --—

I think the concept of fictional characters breaking the fourth wall to find out about their own ships is always funny, but I need you to imagine lawlight learning about lawlight for a second. Light's face goes completely blank save for a violent eye twitch while he internally cycles through all five stages of grief and at least 10 emotions not yet recognised by the field of psychology within a matter of seconds, after which he plasters on a very strained polite smile and asks what "law" stands for in the most fake saccharine voice you've ever heard. L tries to murder Light with his bare hands. Light decks L in the face while getting choked out and weasels away, politely excusing himself for a minute, then L drops dead immediately after. Love loses, roll credits