He Wants Me So Bad

You CAN'T TRICK ME INTO SEEKING HELP MARTHA

going to therapy is one of the sexiest things you can do. if you go to therapy you're so hot it's unreal

I kinda cooked with this on IG so it’s coming here too

Guys I found a §łæƴ

Thanks to the quarantine, I now have an absurd amount of time to get around to watching shows that I always meant to watch. And in my case, that means watching the iconic title Death Note more than 10 years late in under 4 days. 

Here you find a compilation of the dumb joke stuff I’ve produced in the past week. These boys think too much.

Addendum: The furry fakeout plotline has been extended.

So this is why uriel ships them

HOW ARE YOU ALL STILL ALIVE AND JONGDOOK POSTING

Bestie oomfie are you ok? Im free to talk this is the accepting site. Whatever i give might not be good but by god ill try my best

I’m so depressed, I can’t take it.

don’t let dazai order takeout  (original) 

yes yoo joonghyuk exists to be the mental health equivalent of a squeaky toy but its important - vital even - that you never, never ask yourself what yoo joonghyuk would do in any given situation. because 9 times out of 10 the answer is going to be "kill himself"

say what you want about light but you have to admire his Commitment To The Bit. if he’s able to convince himself he’ll get out of something - and he’s really good at convincing himself of that - he’ll go through with whatever plan he needs to do. he’ll martyr himself, he’ll imprison himself, he’ll let himself be mistrusted, he’ll craft as many fake relationships as he needs, he’ll coat himself in whatever lies are necessary, he’ll endure ryuk’s constant laughs at his expense because he believes he can wriggle out of it like a snake. only if he’s completely starved for solutions will he completely fall apart, which is why the ending is so impactful.

We don't get to choose