Incredibly Strong And Powerful Psychic Beast.

reignited gravity falls hyperfixation again and thinking about how much bill is my favorite character but NOT in the sexyman way. i love the fact that hes fucking non-euclideanly insane and clearly enjoying himself in the most horrific ways like summoning a screaming head and disintegrating it layer by layer or turning someones face inside out. he has the best character design EVER hes just a shape with an eye, triangle bowtie and rectangle top hat and dangly noodles for arms that move around his outline and sometimes hang at 90 degree angles. it’s so delightful and relatively unimposing in contrast to how he acts but at the same time it works so well. he has a fantastic sense of humor, hes kind of fruity, his fucking eye can have so many functions. a screen, a projector, a mouth. why would you ever transform this into a bland skinny white guy in a suit when this is what peak perfection looks like for an eldritch character like him

this silly little freak is mr. bungle as a character and i wouldnt have it any other way

#uuuuuH SOURCE?? #Bill

WET BEAST BILL WEDNESDAY

“An excruciating hunger that I need to feed.”

(Forgot to post this here- sry never active here)

biting cables thinking about how Bill doesn't exactly not care about other people, but always puts himself before anyone else. like his henchmaniacs are still lackeys he lashes out against and he's fond of mabel and traps her away in a cruel fantasy world as a display of "mercy" and there's a ton of evidence he started to genuinely care about ford shortly after the betrayal yet it doesnt stop him from degrading and tormenting the poor man and he's apparently also willing to kill both of them once they cross him too much and bill being so self-centered literally goes back an eternity ago because he destroyed his dimension INCLUDING the people in it that were in just as bad if not worse positions in it as him and pretends he did everyone there a favor. GOD

okay I gotta share my thoughts on this because you brought it up in the tags re: running the risk of Bill's background coming across ass "oppressed person goes too far and is the real bad guy" because tbh I think it's a risk you can run into wether or not you hc Bill as irregular considering triangles weren't dealt the best cards either and there's something to think about how Bill doesn't care about norms while having grown up in the dystopia that is Flatland. Anyway, my point is I do mostly see the implications that come with him being from Flatland as a parallel to Ford who himself was ostricized and personally do also see the emphasis on Bill being selfish. Like I think about how Ford never really stopped caring about other people while Bill burned down his whole world INCLUDING people who were in similarly bad places in life as him anyway yeah I'm normal about him

YES YES YES you get it you get it like, no matter what, bill as a flatlander is gonna run into the trope where it's like "well i agreed that this oppressed person should have rights, but then he started shooting puppies :/" just because the canon end to "bill is a flatlander" is "bill killed every other flatlander except kryptos because kryptos is his silly rabbit including ones who would have undoubtably been so much worse off than him." the most privileged he could have been is a perfectly regular equilateral from a "good family line" who owned some sort of business and that's still part of the acute rabble, and there's no textual evidence that he was even that well off (there's also not any textual evidence he wasn't, to be clear, but it's up in the air. hell, some people even hc him as isosceles, and while i don't, because i think his salesman persona being something he got from his life in flatland and still falls back on is SO juicy, it's still possible! as long as it's in the realm of "was a triangle," SO much about bill's flatland life is up for grabs! the only thing that's solid is he was, at least, near the bottom of the foodchain) anyway i just personally think mildly irregular "repaired" bill who was just "acceptable" enough to make it to adulthood and even be tentatively allowed a (very monitored, very scrutinized) sales career, but still considered a societal Freak fits with a lot of bill's whole deal and fills in a lot of gaps about his relationship with his family, his relationship with his home dimension, and gives a good insight into why flatland brainwashing wouldn't have worked on him, because it's very hard to find any value in a system that automatically sees you as a disposable thing as opposed to a person also "mild" birth defect that shapes and defines every aspect of your life, like... ford parallels (and to a lesser extent, dipper parallels,) are fun! but YES no matter what you headcanon bill's life in flatland as being like, the end result still boils down to him being wildly childish and selfish. while he runs into the trope by virtue of his social standing no matter what, i think he skirts it at least a little just because he is not the type to care about others, and he clearly doesn't care about any real societal change. he's a nuanced selfish bastard, sure, but a selfish bastard bill and ford are both weird little societal freaks, but despite what the world threw at ford, he never stopped caring about others, even at his worst. bill on the other hand, at what could have been his best, (at whatever turned him into a god with more power than any flatlander had ever had,) killed everyone he'd ever known and even those he didn't. ford got a taste of insane power and, once he was lucid enough to realize the implications of it, was terrified of the way it could hurt others. bill got a taste of insane power and burned a damaged world into a crisp instead of doing literally anything else anyway yeah i'm also really normal about bill

bill cipher is the character ever. he swears in cartoon sound effects. he has beef with a baby. he didn't know what colors were until he was like at least 27. he's the most powerful being to ever visit earth. he only exists in dreams. he's an alcoholic. he's a victorian. he almost certainly worked retail. he doesn't know about his own gender. he also doesn't care about his own gender. he's depressed. he likes silly straws. he knows everything. he's stupid as shit. he thinks that normal is just a setting on a washing machine. he's touchy about his sides being uneven. he's a flatland oc. he's owned by disney. he responds to "willy." he thinks in all caps. he has a reddit account

this terrified kitty won't let go of the young man who found it under the rubble.

the reporter was wondering if animals associations would care for the animals situation in gaza and the man answers her: "they do not care about us; human beings, you think they care about animals?! they do not care about us. no one does."

Found this thing from 2020, I'm proud of the lipsync and I want to remake it but I probably won't

NEW UNDERTALE MERCH

NEW UNDERTALE MERCH

TRANS FLAG COLORS

MAD MEW MEW SHOWS UP

METTATON REPRESENTED WTIH BISEXUAL COLORS

GHUEHFJEIBFHFBFHR

I’M SO FREAKING HAPPY/EXCITED

THE DELETED SCENE WHERE FORD SPITS INTO BILLS EYE AND THEN HE LICKS IT ??!!