Joker illustration by Sui Ishida.
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Wei Wuxian’s eyes widen as he hears that familiar low timbre call out his name. He turns slowly, heart in his throat. A rustle of feathers and an indignant squawk break through his reverie and his anticipation turns into bemusement.
“...Lan Zhan?”
Two plump birds enter his view and Wei Wuxian is hit by a sense of deja vu. In the distance, the director yells cut just as the unfortunate chickens are shoved into his arms.
“Wei Ying!”
He is pulled into a sturdy embrace, chickens and all, and his husband’s voice sounds next to his ear with a hint of childish anger.
“...Don’t want to leave Wei Ying. Not allowed.”
“Pfft.”
Wei Wuxian lets the poor birds flutter to the ground and wraps his own arms around Lan Wangji in return. The production crew is still bustling away in the background.
“We’re still filming, you know? Did Lan Er-gege steal my Emperor’s Smile? How naughty. You’ll have to make it up to me.”
“Mn.”
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Oops, I got carried away.
Forever and always. - For heck’s sake, give us Hide’s backstory already.
Send this to the 12 nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart and if you get 5 back you must be pretty awesome. 💖
Oooh thank you! ❤️
LSZ: Dad… I’m gay
LWJ: *staring at WWX*
WWX: *clenches fist*
LWJ: …Wei Ying don’t
WWX: *sweats profusely*
LWJ:
WWX: HI GAY, I’M DAD
I live for Yunmeng bros (also Wei Ying is best big brother )
- I keep aggressively posting fan art these days, sorry about that -
Code Geass Text Posts: Lelouch Edition
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Not in a speacial order. Just for fun, don’t take it too serioulsy.
-ROGER
Let’s go ruin the world babay
He uses Shanks for cleaning his clothes.
Fucks the game just by smiling.
Everyone talk of him even 20 years after his death.
-NEWGATE
Because 1 or 2 children is too mainstream
Die standing because he even fuck Satan
One punch and you will cry your mama
Even Shanks was not really okay when he met him.
-SHANKS
Random walk in a war in short pants and sandales
Even Sengoku and Akainu shut their mouth when he speaks
Eat the badass badass fruit.
Mess with Kaido sometimes. And just after, stop a war.
-MIHAWK
Could kill Shanks but nah he is too stupid for him
too great to be associated to a armless carrot
Nearly kill zoro with a butter knife.
Destroys ships when he gets bored.
-KAIDO
Eats supernovas and admirals for breakfast
Likes to jump 10 000m because why not
Use Eustass Kidd has is mascot
-TEACH
Steal others devil fruit because one is too mainstream
Eats Whitebeard commander for breakfast
-AKAINU
Eats Ace for breakfast
Eats Newgate at lunch time
Likes to destroy Akainu leg when he is bored
-BIGMOM
Thousand of children because 1 is still too mainstream
Eats even human
Marrying his children just so she can have more wedding cakes.
-GARP
Will fuck Akainu during his sleeps
Best grandfather ever
Every body find him stupid
Name his son Dragon.
-MARCO
Because being a simple bird is too mainstream
Will eat Teach with barbecue sauce
Looks like a pineapple but Shanks still wants to fuck him.
-FUJITORA
Can clean your room in 5 seconds
This world is shit, don’t wanna be a part of it
Fuck you Akainu
-LAW
Cuts mountains in two because he can.
Likes to steal others heart.
He also steal my heart.
Enough for today !
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