God English Is Cringe. Like Why There So Many Ways To Spell The Things In The Dam Rainbow? Why Can Saying

Movies made me think my first love will be my only love. You proved to me that even after that crashes and burns, after the dusts settles, and my heart brakes a million times... there will still be love in the world for me, and will love you as my world.

the steam summer sale is upon us once again folks!!!

but not just portal 1 and 2! EVERY valve game is 80% off right now! (excluding the ones that are already free) if you’ve been wanting to get into half life or left 4 dead, nows the time! you can even buy every (every.) valve game in a bundle right HERE!

its broken here 2! :C

anon asks are broken! send asks off anon i won't judge you!

callin this one.. megamic

@benrey-where-he-shouldnt-be​  your dm’s are open and i can type but they disappear every time?? is there any other way i can contact you?

bennry shouldn't be in this ask where i ask if you wanna chat and maybe be friends

Straight up dude?? Like genuinely??? Feel free to pm me bro i will try my best to seem like i am competent at talking /pos

HELL YEAH WE DO YOU ROCK!!!!

can you draw your copy of the purple guy - or just the generic fandom purple guy with his hair down (if it's long) please :3? i love your art style so much!!

Him with long hair, cause we need more Vincent with his long hair down ;)

so confused and happy

taylor swift makes music for colonizers

I need to know what savings lie behind there please I can only assume so damn much is it half off nipple clamps? is it 2 for 1 pasties? or does it just link back to his old ass myspace page?

please this is torture

Here are some facts for y’all since some trolls have been coming for the Heisenberg tag claiming he’s nazi because of the dog tags he has and his last name being of German descent.

Fact 1: The dog tags you see around his neck were used by the Germans in WW1 starting in 1916.

Fact 2: Heisenberg has been with Miranda since he was a child. Miranda lost Eva in 1919 and began her experiments shortly thereafter.

Fact 3: Lady Dimitrescu was turned before Heisenberg which is why she calls him child. Dimitrescu was turned at some point in the 1940s or 1950s fully grown and during WW2.

Fact 4: Heisenberg is a German name, but the Heisenberg family from which Karl is a descendant of was present in Romania prior to his change. He inherited the factory that was already built in the village in Romania by the time he was born. This means that he did not immigrate from Germany.

So in conclusion Heisenberg’s family was present in Romania prior to the start of WW2 and he was taken for experimentation by Miranda around the same time or shortly after Dimitrescu was turned during the war. The dog tags are most likely either a relic of WW2 he found aesthetically pleasing or, more likely IMO, a product of WW1 that came with his family when they settled in Romania. Also I will again point out that while Heisenberg is 100% a villain/bad guy he NEVER experimented on living subjects like the other lords or Nazis. His army is built from the dead bodies that have piled up under Miranda’s own neglect. Thank you that is all~

Edit: But that is not all. I’ve also seen people pointing to the film Frankenstein’s Army (2013) as proof that the film that clearly inspired a lot of Heisenberg and his monsters is a nazi horror movie. Well I watched it today and guess what?

*Film spoilers below, it’s actually kind of an awesome/cheesy movie*

The titular army is largely comprised of dead nazis because the Frankenstein who created it turned on them. He didn’t agree with what they were doing and was making an army of the dead to try to end the war once and for all. The Frankenstein in this did use live subjects though so Capcom did make Heisenberg to be a bit better. Now that is all~

hun you where right @l0stl1am​​ you’re right- you are- everyone dose simp for them. thank you for showing me this game while you could because now i understand what the people i follow are going on about. 

Lady Dimitrescu gets mildly inconvenienced by a land mine.