Lol

Kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like. Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five

WHO ELSE IS A GEMLIN AWAKE WHEN THEY SHOULD BE ASLEEP

where my insomniacs at? Where my people who don’t understand time at? where are people that know time is a construct!? AND MOST IMPORTANTLY WHERE ARE MY GAYS WHO CAN’T SLEEP AT?

i think gen z ppl need to stop trying to moderate social media– which is impossible to moderate– and just go on forums already. “this is for mlm, wlw dni” bruh i’m telling you, if you discover mlm forums you’ll go bananas. everyone there will be mlm, i promise. this is genuinely friendly advice. stop wasting your time trying to control your twitter and tik tok, it won’t work because it’s designed to not be controlled.

Promise yall I'm ok. Just wanted to draw this for myself.

still not over how much I love this

hey do you guys know about the uncomfortably horny BDSM song cut from Disney’s Aladdin

'mobsters' are part of a 'mob'. and so you'd think 'lobsters' would be part of a 'lob', but ohohohhohoho, life just isn't so simple

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE i look cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dumpling and teddy bear

mun of @big-dicked-heisenberg and heisenberg 💗

glad to see this was addressed by someone

Don’t use image descriptions to make jokes. Don’t use “meme speak” in image descriptions unless you are transcribing subtitles or dialogue that’s in the image or video. Do not call a bird a “birb”. Do not call a dog a “doggo” do not be sarcastic while describing things. Image descriptions are not jokes. They’re accesibility tools.

using IDs to joke around is just as shitty and rude and ableist as inserting your own commentary into subtitles that are supposed to help people who can’t hear what’s being said. Don’t do it.