NOOO GO TO ANOTHER PLACE PLEASE ANYWHERE BUT THERE  God I Hope You Don’t Become A Mantis-person.....

i want to fist fight god/gods(/whatever it may be that created me) for making me allergic to cats. i want to snuggle Binx (one of my partners cat) but if i do i need meds and a shower and more to not die. much to my partners distress i’m sure- i will still attempt to snuggle the cat, play with him, and make this fluffy cat happy every moment i’m able. Nothing keeps me from enjoying what i like. @l0stl1am please be prepared for this because i do in fact plan on snuggling Binx the moment i’m able- and can you please reblog with a cute picture of Binx for me? i miss the fluff ball

tumblr is kicking people out of their blogs, making them reset their passwords and wiping their blog themes stating it had "suspicious code"

go into your blog themes HTML code RIGHT NOW and copy & paste EVERYTHING into a new google docs or whatever you use so you can save it and not have it wiped from tumblrs fucking incompetence at running a website

hey do you guys know about the uncomfortably horny BDSM song cut from Disney’s Aladdin

I feel loved.

Articles I can use against truscum

While I will agree with anyone that says boomer memes are mostly awful... some very notable exceptions to this rule DO exist:

'mobsters' are part of a 'mob'. and so you'd think 'lobsters' would be part of a 'lob', but ohohohhohoho, life just isn't so simple

You make ponchos for Rich people...

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?