Today I Overheard A Girl Say "no, F*ck That. I Will Be Lovely To Everyone. Maybe Some People Will Remember

i want face hair like Heisenberg. lucky duck fucker. give me your face please. and your body maybe? EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Now look what you’ve done!

The customer is always right saying needs to die.

@benrey-where-he-shouldnt-be​ “ Sorry, benrey-where-he-shouldnt-be only allows messages from Tumblrs they follow. “

bennry shouldn't be in this ask where i ask if you wanna chat and maybe be friends

Straight up dude?? Like genuinely??? Feel free to pm me bro i will try my best to seem like i am competent at talking /pos

If you use fiction to escape clap your hands

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If you use fiction to escape clap your hands

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If you use fiction to escape from something that you hate

If you use fiction to escape clap your hands

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An elephant casually stealing and then returning a wildlife photographer’s hat 

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<3

here's some art I made, hope ya like it

want moooreeeee ;u;

can I please get some more panicky gay dad moments? please? I love these two and I wish to find more

Hey so i animated a blooper 

This audio bit is from @jelloapocalypse ‘s Patreon, which I recommend you consider!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SO CUTE SUCH A CUTE CATTT

“Within 2 seconds of meeting the cat they were adopting, she climbed onto their shoulders.“

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