Bitches Say They're Fine And Then Scream The "I Sometimes Wish I'd Never Been Born At All" In Bohemian

fucking hell I’ve never wanted to fuck hugh jackman more god help me

GAWWD, all i can focus on is his slutty chest im so sick i need him so bad, i want him in me NOW

Save me men with slutty waists, save me

aaron’s guilty pleasure tv shows being ghost hunting shows 😫

i can totally imagine him getting so into it 😭 trying to debunk everything, analyzing every scene - he gets SO invested, intrigued and will 100% watch it late at night in the complete darkness 😭

does he necessarily believe in ghosts? probably not BUT he would still insist on visiting a haunted location from time to time - like a hotel for instance - and staying up just to see if he witnesses everything 😭😭😭

this movie is making me insane

every dan and phil video makes me so desperate for a love like theirs. i do not even care if it’s romantic or platonic i simply want what they have. down to the stupidest things, like the heartthrob game predictions, but also the shared jokes, the identical actions, the domesticity. they’re like intrinsically connected and while i’m so happy to witness it i also crave it for myself so fucking deeply

he is so important to me

no body understands that this look is actually everything to me.

“Season 2 episode 6 ruined me.”

“Oh yeah which show?”

“The gay one.”

“Can you be more specific?”

“With the middle aged men.”

“I’m gonna need you to help me out here.”

“One is the classic good guy and has white hair, the other is the dark brooding one with a secret soft side.”

“This isn’t narrowing it down.”

“There are major paranormal themes, yet the main couple exhibit extremely human character flaws?”

“…”

“There’s a lapel grab.”

“You’re fucking kidding me with this right?”

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Omg hello 3000+ notes, I write GO meta

Edit edit: "You know, the one with the middle aged men who are friends in real life playing a couple on-screen" - @asphodel124 in the reblogs doing the Lord's work <3