My Bitch Pose Is NEAAAASSSSTY

is this good omens

I wanna fuck Spencer Reid (no shit) like literally tie his wrists to the bed, and make him whimper. And make all his thoughts leave his mind for a moment 'IQ dropped to 60' kind of shit. I want to give that man the ride of this freaking life. Until the whole fucking room smells like sex. Until we look like we run a marathon. Until it makes obscene wet sounds at our every move. Until we both loss our voices. Till his freaking mama remembers. I want that fucking wood rubbing inside of me like it's going to start a fucking fire. Then give him the best after care he even had you want a bath, you want a shower, you want to snack, you want just to cuddle and talk it's okay darling I got you.

if logan and wade dont come back for secret wars already married with rings on their fingers and dont bicker like theyve already been married for years in the middle of kicking ass and everyone has to tell them to shut the fuck up!! and wade says oh sorry the wife didnt have her coffee today you know how she gets. ill probably die

happy new year everyone!! <3

Just a compilation of Spencer Reid doing :]

emily: we can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or we could bake them at 4,000 degrees for 1 minute

reid: no thats not how you make cookies

morgan: FLOOR IT !!

emily: how about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second ??

reid: EMILY YOU'RE GONNA BURN THE BULLPEN DOWN

emily: IM GONNA HARVEST THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES !!!

morgan: DO IT.

reid: NO-

the chokehold spencer reid has on me is not okay