Quinnlyyy - Quinn

i need him biblically

a pain slut if i've ever seen one

I love how we can pretty much call this Logan “Wade’s Logan”

That’s HIS man. No one else’s. That’s his little honey badger. That’s his big boy. That’s his peanut. That’s his Wolverine.

He actually adopted this guy into his family and now he’s gonna be his for the rest of their never-ending lives.

emily: we can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or we could bake them at 4,000 degrees for 1 minute

reid: no thats not how you make cookies

morgan: FLOOR IT !!

emily: how about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second ??

reid: EMILY YOU'RE GONNA BURN THE BULLPEN DOWN

emily: IM GONNA HARVEST THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES !!!

morgan: DO IT.

reid: NO-

Oh he was extra extra yummy in X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST 🫦

Somebody sedate me before I start licking him and climbing him like a tree 👀

happy new year everyone!! <3

WHY ARE WE BACK IN 2014

bill cipher is alive, david tennant is the doctor, new supernatural season might come out, homestuck is updating, mcr and fallout boy will headline a tour together, dan and phil are gay, ian and anthony are making smosh vids again, mcu loki has his own show, new scott pilgrim show used the same cast as the movie, josh hutcherson is being thirsted after

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream, and see the light…

wade listens to so much 90s/00s/10s pop it drives logan INSANE. he's blasting gwen steffani and beyonce in the early mornings, he plugs in the aux to one direction and nsync, he puts on the most ghastly house remixes when cleaning. but to logan that's not the worst part, the worst part is that he starts enjoying it. he starts humming some of the songs when making coffee in the morning before wade is conscious, he taps his fingers on the steering wheel along to the beat in the car, he even picks "call me maybe" during their weekly karaoke night.

wade just smiles fondly and gently

My mum: you keep smiling at your phone, you got a boyfriend?

Me: I’m writing and reading fan fiction about mentally unstable FBI agents