So The Other Night During D&D, I Had The Sudden Thoughts That:

So the other night during D&D, I had the sudden thoughts that:

1) Binary files are 1s and 0s

2) Knitting has knit stitches and purl stitches

You could represent binary data in knitting, as a pattern of knits and purls…

You can knit Doom.

However, after crunching some more numbers:

The compressed Doom installer binary is 2.93 MB. Assuming you are using sock weight yarn, with 7 stitches per inch, results in knitted doom being…

3322 square feet

Factoring it out…302 people, each knitting a relatively reasonable 11 square feet, could knit Doom.

So Google does math for you??

division

square roots

dividing percentages

IT EVEN FOILS

beautiful.

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quintessentialdisaster

7 years ago

based on this post and poem

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7 years ago

The first sin. Misconception is that Eve was the first to sin when that’s not really all that true.

You see When God created everything and then Adam. He told him about the tree he said don’t eat of it.

God never told Eve.

When Eve was in the garden being tempted read that section you’ll find something interesting. Adam was right next to her and he didn’t say anything. He was using Eve as a Guinea pig.

Eve bit into the fruit nothing changed she handed it to Adam. And when he bit into it their eyes were opened.

So really the first sin was Man’s passive nature allowing something to happen he was told not to allow happen if he never ate their eyes may never have been opened but who knows.

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7 years ago

OK SO I WAS AT THE FABRIC STORE AND I WALKED BY SOME MEMORIAL DAY THEMED FABRIC AND

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS

WHY ARE THE ABS SO DETAILED AND NOT THE FACE WHAT

OMFG LINCOLN LOOKS LIKE EDWARD CULLEN WITH A BEARD I CAN’T DEAL WITH THIS SHIT

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2 months ago

Digitally drawn comic for Miraculous Ladybug. Panel 1: marinette bites her nails nervously while tikki floats by her head, looking worried. Tikki says, “marinette, um…are you sure it was the right choice to lie to Adrien about his father?” Panel 2: closeup of worried tikki. She says, “I mean…are you planning to keep the truth from him forever? Panel 4: closeup of marinette, looking affronted. She says, “of course not, tikki! I’ll tell him everything when he’s 25.” Panel 5: closeup of confused tikki. She says, “uh, why 25?” Panel 6: marinette holds her phone out toward the viewer with a serious expression. There’s an image of a human brain on it, labeled “le cerveau.” Marinette says, “that’s when his brain will be fully developed so he can process complex emotions.” Panel 7: marinette turns to tikki and says, “now I know what you’re thinking: isn’t that a lot of bad news for one birthday?” Panel 8: tikki looks shocked and says “you’re telling him on his BIRTHDAY?” Marinette doesn’t hear her and is pulling down a big screen. She says, “but I have a plan. I will strategically break up the bad news over the year in order of shock/devastation so he has time to adjust.” Panel 9: marinette stands in front of a big calendar with a serious expression, pointing to a starred date with a pointer stick. She’s says, “and if I do it on holidays, he’ll be in a good mood and can take it better. I can also give him a gift to soften the blow.” Panel 10: marionette’s speech bubbles come from off screen. she says, “let’s see…there are 11 public holidays per year…plus his birthday and name day. Should I tell him Nathalie was mayura on bastille day or All Saints’ Day?” Tikki covers her eyes and says “marinette..."

to be continued

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7 years ago

13x10//Wayward Sisters

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Someone: The modern world is INSANE!!! I wish I was born back in the good old days when everything was so much better and people had values!!! <3<3<3

Every historian:

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5 years ago

POV: It’s 2004, the school day is almost over, and it’s raining. You’re daydreaming and staring out the window during Debate Class while a prep and a stoner have a spirited argument at the front.

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