Okay So There Was This Low-budget Monster-of-the-week Tv Show That Came Out In 2005 About Two Brothers

Forest Guardian Mushroom Bunnies Turquoise Glaze with Gold Highlights more ceramic work

We’ve bought a new house. And our new next door neighbours (two delightful gentlemen) will not stop being nice. 

- bought us a seagull proof refuse bag (yes, they are actual things)

- loaned us garden tools when we didn’t have any

- invited us around for Friday night drinks so we could meet the other people on the lane

- one of them brought me a bunch of sweetpea flowers that he’d picked from his garden

- and tomorrow he’s coming to cut our hedge for us with his electric hedge trimmer thing idk, and all I have to do is hold the ladder.

Basically, I am UNSETTLED and am now having to enter into an arms race of niceness and I am already so behind oh god.

Long story short - I just baked a lemon drizzle cake, and it looks great but I can’t even eat it because MR AND MR NICE MUST RECEIVE AN OFFERING.

There are only 2 genders

Please people thee are only two genders…. I can’t believe that Tumblr is allowed to exist and make up all these ridiculous identities and not have all its users in mental health facilities. 

crash

Look what you’ve done to my peonies!

“our teeth and ambitions are bared” is a zeugma

and it’s a zeugma where one of the words is literal and one is metaphorical which is the BEST KIND

Lower decks spoilers with no context

The laugh was what sold me

The only CC allowed here is Quackity bc he has proven himself to he a true tumblrina however he shouldn't announce he's here and just join the ecosystem as republicanrathq

thinking about anastasia trusova paintings again