Sometimes I Forget I Have To Post On This Site

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

I'm sorry I liked all your posts ur funny and I wanna fuck you

i’d be in a much better mood if i was kissing a pretty girl right now but okay

If a pretty girl gets on your lap and tells you to take hit after hit are you really going to say no? When you can feel her grinding on your lap with her tits in your face as she tells you how cute you look when you smoke. No, you’d be a good puppy and say yes to whatever she says, even when you start feeling dizzy and can barely think about anything besides her body on yours. You’ll try to listen as your head spins and you get so out of it you can’t tell if your imagining her putting her fingers down your shorts and feeling the mess you made. You’ll be a good obedient puppy as you think about her filling you up and fucking you hard while you’re too high to muffle any of the loud noises you’re making. Well you think you’re just imagining it anyway.

mood

hey. hey. kiss me. please?

You thibk you're not transfem? OK but answer me this

How happy did it make you when girls at school said "your eyelashes are beautiful I wish I had them"

after the past week of finding out shit about a someone i called a best friend, im starting to feel better a little more normal

actually it’s so fucking funny to think about like post game Selunite Tav returning to whatever little group of Selune followers theyre from and just like…explaining all the nonsense specific to Shar and Selune you’ve been up to. Like you claim that you saved Selune’s lesbian daughter from being killed by a Sharran who you’ve been hanging out with and also you’re currently carrying said Sharran bridal style and insisting she’s not Sharran anymore don’t worry. You’re also level 12 now. Also she’s a level 12 cleric of Selune but she keeps accidentally saying “moonwitch” out of habit don’t worry about it. Also you’ve both talked to Shar and went multiple secret Sharran temples and participated in her rituals but don’t worry. Anyway she needs a place for her parents to live.

And like 100% this is sketchy as fuck even if you’re like a good upstanding citizen who people know wouldn’t lie but you know you admitted to having a brain worm so there’s a non zero chance you’re lying or got corrupted or something. But based on what Isobel and Aylin said they were doing after they left you, there’s is also a very good chance that at some point in the very near future Selune’s lesbian daughter is gonna barrel into town and very loudly validate everything you’ve said and actually add several fucked up deatils you might have left out and you know what it’s just a weird thing to imagine a random Selunite community to have to deal with out of no where