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Of Fire and Falcons Podfic

So, today is my one year anniversary of publishing podfics and I could not be more thrilled to be launching this project, which is also my 60th work on AO3!

Huge thanks to @cemeteryangel725 for creating this story and bringing us these characters. I love these horny Rennie boys so much.

Awkward wink and bisexual finger guns to @quona for the custom podfic cover. Your original art for this takes my breath away and I'm so so grateful for your time to make the podfic cover.

And last but not least, a huge shoutout to my podfic collaborator in crime @shipper-of-all-things (aka Cowie_podfics) for agreeing to do this with me. I know we have to literally overcome the curvature of the Earth to make this happen my friend, but it's worth it and I enjoy working with you so much.

Today I have the first five chapters to share and I'll post another 5 per week for each of the next three weeks. I do hope you'll give it a listen!

Listen Here

Also give some love to the original fic if you haven't already. And if listening isn't your thing, do yourself a favor and read it.

Read Here

I MADE UR FICS BETTER @naromoreau AND UR JUST JEALOUS THAT I GOT MORE EXPOSURE ON THE SUPERIOR PLATFORM KNOWN AS WATTPAD THAN U GET ON AO3

Exposing @quona

They told me they didn’t care that I broke my elbow

Me rn doin the excited hippity hoppity

Bless you for mentioning the jawline indentation, I spent a truly ludicrous amount of time obsessing over it.

help me, you tear down my reason

-------------------------- This is my ransom note to Neil Gaiman love letter to the ineffable idiots and the Gomens fandom. There will undoubtedly be more because I caught the brain rot so bad. More info and high res below the jump.

Scaly semi-snek flaming-like-anything-ginger freckled Crowley because why not? I wanted to mess around with a very pale, slightly creepy color palette for skintones, so this was a good exercise. And anyway, I could draw DT's glorious swan-like neck every day for the rest of my life and never grow weary of it.

Michael Sheen's nose --hell, his profile in general--will be my undoing. He is SUCH a challenge to draw, which I adore. I used quite literally 4x the references for 'Zira than for Anthony Janthony.

About: All digital, all Photoshop, baby. Orig. 4483 x 5391 px. ~2 weeks of off-and-on painting when I got tired of my work art. Title is taken from Closer by Nine Inch Nails because I pretty much exclusively listened to The Downward Spiral on repeat while I worked on this piece, because that's the kind of angsty teenage headspace I'm in??? I'm fucking 34 years old, I thought I was past this.

I still think about this piece like once a week.

little railed riding hood

--- --- --- I painted this for the GOAD Pride Month Gift Exchange for the lovely /u/lordpandiora, who wanted bottom Crowley, monsterfucking, and an AU! Little Red Riding Ho-wley be like: "Oh no! I hope there are no big bad wolves in this forest! OOPS! I just tripped and landed up against this tree with my ass out! Whatever am I to do?"

If you want to see the very Explicit NSFW version you can find it here, on AO3.

If you want to see more of my extremely spicy art, I post stuff like this (and full-sized WIPs, tutorials, Patron-exclusive smut, you get the idea) on Patreon.

PATREON | prints | ko-fi | commission

@goodomensafterdark

Mood.

hey Neil,

If you are to choose between Sandman and good omens on gun point whet would you choose?

to die.

A portrait of myself that I've started painting to match the portrait I did of my friend and business partner. We're using these on our businesses'eses's website in lieu of photos because fuck having photos of ourselves out there on the internet.

boss makes a dollar i make a dime thats why i boop on company time

NOT MY FAULT YOU WERE EATING UNLUCKY HARMS FOR BREAKFAST

Exposing @quona

They told me they didn’t care that I broke my elbow

mood

I've been fighting the stupid lineart for 2 hours only to realise I've been using the wrong brush!!!! I'm kicking!!!

This is among the loveliest things anyone has ever said about my art, thank you so much.

In addition to painting brainrot smut, I've been sewing for almost 30 years. I've made and altered a LOT of structured undergarments in pursuit of fantasy and historic costuming. I made my first cosplay of Xena: Warrior Princess at age 7, handsewn and made of old sheets and towels with aluminum foil over cardboard circles for rivets, lmao. After I could -actually- sew I started recreating clothes from the 1900s-1940s, which of course meant learning to sew foundation garments like stays, corsets, and bras.

Az's lingerie in this painting is based on a style from the ~1940s, though the decorative lace details I added are ahistoric and total fantasy. I just have a weird passion for lace motifs.

It's wonderfully fulfilling when two of my all-time, lifelong special interests dovetail as they did here and someone else notices. 🖤

Ineffable Wives Part II: The Smuttening MY KILLING BLOW for the Smut Wars.

@goodomensafterdark, it's been a lot of fun.