Someone Needs To Feed That Man, I’ll Be A Housewife If I Have To

May I present the boy (2016) to the council? Greta Evans has had sex, a part of the movie is that she’s had a miscarriage before due to her exs abuse and the Brahms doll is giving her that feeling of having a child since she thought it was possessed

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2004 riddler

It won't fit on instagram, so I guess I'm only posting this here. I quite like the Music Meister and I feel like he would get along well with the Riddler. Though I wish they'd have given him literally ANY other color scheme than purple and green. As if we haven't seen that on every third Batman villain...

YES YES YES 2004 RIDDLER W

Which riddler(s) do you think would make the best boyfriend, and who would make the worst?

Starting with WORST because that's funnier to me

3rd Place - Third Place is a tie between Arkham Knight and Zero Year because they're the same flavor of self-absorbed. They might be FUN in doses but an actual partner you intend to Be Around For Long Periods of Time, they're gonna be a massive headache. As much as we'd love to live in the fantasy that we'd be their Special Idiot who gets kisses the more likely answer is we Suffer trying to please a man who can Never be happy. Love you AK but lord I know what I can handle

2nd Place - Hush. I just don't - think he has the capacity to be in a relationship jskgsdg I think he's so zonked off The Pit to perceive of anything besides Killing Batman

1st Place - Whichever's the one who killed his daughter, I never bother to google him 💀 if he's willing to kill his Child I think it's safe to say partners won't be Especially Safe, can't speak to much on him but that's. really all I need for this assessment I won't elaborate actually

onto the Best Boyfriend

3rd Place - BTAS Riddler. He's haughty and narcissistic YES but I also think he's one of the more Aware Riddlers. His blindspot is BATMAN. He doesn't like being bested by BATMAN. I think if someone were intelligent and introspective and genuinely matched his energy, he'd be able to function in a relationship pretty well.

2nd Place - 2004 Riddler. My man is the definition of reasonable crash out. He ONLY crashed out bc he got fucked over, I think otherwise, he'd be a Super Normal Man who just happens to be an alternative looking dork who needs to be told he's very smart and talented. He could find someone to match his freak and I Believe he'd be a very good partner.

1st Place - HQS Riddler. I don't Like Harley Quinn Show Riddler but he's Canonically in a very positive marriage with Clock King that - as far as I remember - is Still going strong so, definitive proof he can work in a relationship with someone! I don't Like him but he's like. canonically the Objective Best at being normal as far as I'm aware

feel free to tell me if u think I'm Wrong

Because Edward probably would kiss men and emby’s and Yin would kiss woman /j

Or

Because 2004 riddler is mine /j

Why does the incredibly niche Riddler and Detective Yin enemies to this loser keeps showing up at my apartment because he got Jeopardy banned from Arkham to lovers fic not exist?

Please donate even a little money. 💖

I cannot donate, I do not have the money to give

How about some headcannons about Killer Croc, Riddler, the Penguin, Ragdoll and Firefly cooperate with a private detective and potential s/o ? They morally grey, with some Sherlock Holmes vibes ( they smart but a little eccentric ).

I’m guessing you wanted the versions from “The Batman (2004)?” Also, I don’t write for Firefly, but I can do the others!

The Batman!Waylon Jones:

One thing you need to know is that Waylon is not nearly as dumb as people think he is. Sure, he knows he’s not the smartest guy in Gotham City, but he knows more than most people would give him credit for.

Trust me, he’s used to eccentric. Have you seen the people he hangs out with? You’re nothing new, and nothing you throw at him is going to surprise him much. He’s the “People will die” to your “Of fun!”

You ever need a pair of eyes and ears, he’s your guy. You’d be shocked what people will say when they think no one is listening. Plus, he’s good at remaining undetected. How do you think he’s made it this far?

The Batman!Edward Nygma:

On one-hand, you’re the perfect match for him. You can bounce ideas off of each other, work together to track down clues, and he genuinely enjoys getting to learn about your work.

One the other hand, he’s still a wanted criminal, so keeping you off his tail is one of his top priorities. Even if you do know (and don’t care) that he’s a criminal, he wants to keep you safe from the underbelly of Gotham.

Regardless, you’re going to end up getting tangled up with the Bat at one point or another, which is one of his biggest worries. He trusts you, of course, but one can never be too careful.

The Batman!Oswald Cobblepot:

First he’s gotta deal with The Bat, and now he’s got to deal with you too? How many damn detectives live in this forsaken city?! Well. Whatever. As long as you stay out of his way, he doesn’t really care what you do.

He is absolutely tailing you, making sure to erase any possible clues that might lead back and him and his criminal exploits. If the two of you are going to be stuck together, then what you don’t know won’t hurt you, right?

Sure, he can help you out and throw you a bone every now and then, but honestly, he’d rather stay out of the whole thing. Can’t risk slipping up and having you catch onto him. (He hates getting his hands dirty.)

The Batman!Ragdoll:

Oh, how fun! As a kid, he was actually a huge fan of the Sherlock Holmes books, so he can quote them by heart. It’s something most people would never expect from him, so it’s usually a pleasant little surprise.

He really likes getting to learn about all the cases you’ve worked on, or are working on, and adding his own little ideas or hypothesis about whatever could have happened (or is happening).

His theories are a little “out there,” but it’s the thought that counts. And, if he ever happens to come across anything linking to your work while he’s out, he’ll make sure to drop by to give you the up-and-up.

My man so tall he looks like a giraffe 💚 #2004riddler4life

Dano Riddler being super tall is so funny to me and I don’t know why 😭 It just adds to him somehow?

RIDDLER IS USUALLY NEVER ESPECIALLY *TALL* but he's also never usually especially *short*. That's why when we get Extremes like itty bitty Sale Riddler and Tall Ass Dano Riddler, it's really funny. Like you're supposed to be 5'7-5'8 MAX, what are you doing surpassing 6'0, get the hell back down here, Riddlefreak

i love him so so much

And I love him for it.

why did they make the riddler in the early 2000s batman tv series look like that???? like he looks as if they ripped an eleven motherfucker straight from the pages of the dnd 5e players handbook and then wrapped him in some green ribbon. hes not even that good with riddles. he's just some wet, pale, eternal twink.

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