Me : *Randomly Scrolling Through Transformers Stuff*

Future Leo lost his powers, the essay

Since I shared this on insta, might as well share it here

The last image has the TL;DR

He ate too many chicken nuggies

outsiders and boring normal people and fandom newbies always think that buckwild kinky porn fanfiction is the strangest fandom hobby but they are wrong.

the strangest fandom hobby is plotty fanfiction, the kind that requires research, because engaging in this hobby makes no goddamned sense.

it doesn’t even give anybody masturbation material, which is at least a logical and admirable goal that contributes to the betterment of society, or at least society’s solitary orgasms.

in other news i hope the cia spyware monitoring my internet usage understands that i’m googling information about smuggling drugs in thailand because i want the details to be right in a single paragraph in a 10,000 word story about a gay mafia guys.

‘don’t you want your favourite character to be happy???’ no? i want my favourite character to be interesting. i want me to be happy. which sometimes involves my favourite character being in exquisite agony

REBLOG IF YOU HAVE STRETCHMARKS

This way people can see they’re not alone. I have them and this would help me see that.

Ya know, what I think is super funny (not really actually) ?

It's the lack of A/B/O or Omegaverse content in the Transformers Fandom sphear. I searched AO3, Fanfiction.Net...hell I even went into Wattpad! Nothing. Nada. If it exist, please send me that way! But until then, imma just enjoy what I got!

reblog if you are ASEXUAL, support ASEXUAL PEOPLE, or SECRETLY A DRAGON IN HUMAN FORM

Rise!Leo, when (Y/N) genuinely love and laughed at his jokes/one-liners:

reminder to:

straighten your back

go pee goddAMN IT STOP HOLDING IT

go take your meds if you need to

drink some water

go get a snack if you havent eaten in a while

maybe wander around the house/stretch a little if you’ve been sat at the computer a while (artists especially: sTRETCH THOSE WRISTS)

reply to that text/message from earlier you’d forgotten about

maybe send a nice lil message to someone having a bad day?

Yo, can someone explain to me what is the LMK WinterAu or like I’ve seen LMK the coldest winter au ? I tried to find the original by magyckian but her twt doesn’t exist anymore and I don’t understand the AU.

Can someone explain it to me ? Pretty please ?