I Need That Man In My House NOW

i have this and i can confirm it is actually therapy

I need him in my house. I need to throw him at every person who bothers me. I say “you’re being cancerous” and then throw him at 30 miles per hour. Look at his derpy face. I wonder if the knife is removable to I can give him my dads katana and teach her crime.

you guys know how odasaku almost killed fyodor in the live action beast movie, right?

concept:

aroace chuuya who comes off as really rude and flippant when it comes to people flirting with him but in reality he just does not get it and thinks the flirting person is just getting too personal and weird and rude

aroace chuuya who loves the concept of dimly lit dinner dates but like, platonic, and doesn't understand why people assume he's the flirty type because of his love of fine wine, he doesn't see the correlation

aroace chuuya with extreme sex repulsion because he values the privacy of having his body to himself so much he refuses to allow anyone else to change things or do things to it, even intimately, because he associates any sort of anything so connected to his body with the abuse of his past as an experiment even though it's not related

aroace chuuya.

kaminari canonically enjoying the weather forecast is so funny to me like of all things

How y’all THINK fanfic authors react when you send multiple comments on different fics: Ugh, another comment from them? Wow, I don’t appreciate how they enjoy what I write. :(

How fanfic authors actually react: OH MY GOD ANOTHER COMMENT? They must be on a marathon! I hope they read my recent whump fic and tell me what they think. Their kindness will be what drives me to finish my current WIP!!!! I WON’T FAIL YOU, NEW READER.

i just need an excuse to draw her

i don't care if I'm "dropping it's market value" or "ruining the specialness of it" it's my collectable figure and I WILL take it out of the box.

*posts something new on AO3*

me,5 minutes later, in distress: where kudos