Can't Wait To See Another Poll With More Info / Another Post For My Love Of Irl-useless Statistics

"must first priority to be that it can't be [etc]"

- gem found in my notes for the fic

reblogging as a post it note again

⪢ 𝐀𝐬 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐓𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐓𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐬 ‣ (𝟑/𝟖) pirate au, teen and up, 19k

⪢ 𝐁𝐞𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐕𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐬 & 𝐕𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐮𝐞𝐬 ‣ (𝟔/𝟔) modern royalty au, gen, 40k

⪢ 𝐁𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐛𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫//𝐒𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫 ‣ (𝟏𝟐/???) modern band/bookshop au, explicit, 70k

⪢ 𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝 ‣ (𝟏𝟓/𝟏𝟓) beauty & the beast au, explicit, 83k

⪢ 𝐅𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐓𝐡𝐲 𝐍𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐛𝐨𝐫 ‣ (𝟓/𝟕) accidental marriage/neighbors au, explicit, 23k

⪢ 𝐊𝐮𝐫𝐝𝐮 '𝐚𝐛𝐚𝐝𝐚𝐳 ‣ (𝟒/???) post-botfa/supernatural au, explicit, 23k

⪢ 𝐌𝐚𝐲 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐞 𝐁𝐮𝐫𝐧 𝐁𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 ‣ (𝟏𝟔/𝟏𝟖) pre-quest au, explicit, 96k

⪢ (𝐓𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐌𝐞 𝐁𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐓𝐨) 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐍𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐖𝐞 𝐌𝐞𝐭 ‣ (𝟔/𝟔) pre-quest au, gen, 25k

⪢ 𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐃𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬 𝐁𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐬𝐭 ‣ (𝟖/𝟏𝟎) hades&persephone/TNBC au, teen and up, 44k

⪢ 𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐬 𝐋𝐢𝐞 ‣ (𝟕/???) vampire/slayer au, explicit, 49k

yet again, more useless statistics. love it.

:(

brother i’m going to be honest with you. i don’t give a fuck if he’s “redeemable” or not. what is this, the checkout counter? he’s not a fucking COUPON!!!!!

can't wait for the rest of my fic to be out its a real scam that it doesn't write itself 🙇

not a silmarillion girly but this guy in my tarot deck looks just like a character i keep seeing on my dash from the silm fanart accounts

love it - it makes so much sense

Every time Sean Astin makes a statement on whether or not Sam and Frodo were indeed gay for each other in lord of the rings he’s always like “well we have to acknowledge that attitudes around sexuality have changed dramatically over the past several decades and since authorial intent is only up to speculation, the story is open to multiple readings, some of which might have different significances for different groups of people also they kiss on the lips because I said so”

love it lol- I went crazy with the reasoning in the comments - I believe the 2 best ways are Galadriel or a Nazgul