This Is Sqeebis

silly chicken boy what he doing?

Waiter, Waiter more slop please!!

Fuuuck you

hes the goddamn president he has more power than you will ever know.

More orange kitty, her name is Bubba or Bubby🐈🐈🐈🐈

its meh i gave up. it lacked something and it was unfun to paint

mannnn look at my lawyer…… im goin to jail :(

the hair was a painful thing to create so you will enjoy it.

😦

i live in your goddamn walls

been wanting mess around more with pixel art so i decided to make some of blobby sprites😎 ( im so normal i promise )

Remember to take a deep breath before jumping into the choas. You will come back and it will be better in time.

im trying to paint

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.