When Someone Suddenly Enters The Room While I’m Reading Fics I Have Two Ways Of Reacting:

teen wolf characters as things my friends said

scott mccall: stiles and isaac once watched me eat straight butter during a kitchen snack conversation.

stiles stilinski: I know sleazy is one of the seven dwarfs.

lydia martin: he won’t watch barbie and the nutcracker with me, so i’m suing for emotional distress.

malia tate: I could never be pregnant because if I'm going through all that effort to grow a skeleton, I'm keeping it.

allison argent: trust me. i hate that i like men too. i’d so much rather set them on fire and toss them to the wolves, but alas.

derek hale: how dare you use the informal greeting of “yo” with me.

kira yukimura: this is bambling my boozle.

isaac lahey: okay i feel like i would definitely accidentally become a part of a cult.

erica reyes: trigger warning: there are men.

vernon boyd: you want me to participate??? but that interrupts my brooding time.

peter hale: if you have a record player, you’re nostalgic for a time you weren’t alive for.

melissa mccall: she keeps asking me medical questions that are oddly close to murder. i guess the main issue is that she can just google it? why do i have to do the work for her?

chris argent: i’m the closest you can get to being a cowboy without being one of those gross people from texas.

sheriff stilinski: I only own two tiger shirts, but that number will most certainly grow.

monroe: you're too late, you'll never stop me now!

liam: that's where you're wrong, bitch! we will stop you with the powers of:

mason: friendship!

corey: harmony!

theo: incredible violence

liam: and love!

Theo Raeken 

Everybody knows that lone wolves, they don’t make it on their own.

Malia: Do you ever hear those voices in your head anymore?

Theo: Sometimes.

Malia: What do they say?

Theo: Sometimes they make plans to murder everyone within a ten foot radius. Other times they remind me to pick up chips for Liam because Liam likes chips.

Y/N: okay, we got to get through this locked door

Y/N: Isaac, give me your credit card!

Isaac: here

Y/N pocketing it: cool, Stiles, kick down the door!

TATTOO Season 3, Episode 1 TEEN WOLF

Wow! Never been attacked like that.

Theo: Y/N got me a ‘get better’ card

Scott: that’s nice

Scott: wait-

Scott: what happened to you?

Theo: oh, nothing. she/ he just thought I could get better

Isaac: Let’s watch Supernatural.

Scott: Okay.

Isaac: And make out during the scary parts.

Scott: Th…the scary parts?