I Did It,I Finally Figured Out Who's The Gay Cousin In The Puppy Pack...... Everyone

every friend group has...

a himbo: scott mccall

a mean bisexual: stiles stilinski

even meaner lesbian: lydia martin

she/theys: malia tate

he/theys: isaac lahey

a token straight that’s on thin ice: allison argent

an astrology bitch that has everyone’s birth charts memorized: kira yukimura

a short king: liam dunbar

teen wolf characters as things my friends said

scott mccall: stiles and isaac once watched me eat straight butter during a kitchen snack conversation.

stiles stilinski: I know sleazy is one of the seven dwarfs.

lydia martin: he won’t watch barbie and the nutcracker with me, so i’m suing for emotional distress.

malia tate: I could never be pregnant because if I'm going through all that effort to grow a skeleton, I'm keeping it.

allison argent: trust me. i hate that i like men too. i’d so much rather set them on fire and toss them to the wolves, but alas.

derek hale: how dare you use the informal greeting of “yo” with me.

kira yukimura: this is bambling my boozle.

isaac lahey: okay i feel like i would definitely accidentally become a part of a cult.

erica reyes: trigger warning: there are men.

vernon boyd: you want me to participate??? but that interrupts my brooding time.

peter hale: if you have a record player, you’re nostalgic for a time you weren’t alive for.

melissa mccall: she keeps asking me medical questions that are oddly close to murder. i guess the main issue is that she can just google it? why do i have to do the work for her?

chris argent: i’m the closest you can get to being a cowboy without being one of those gross people from texas.

sheriff stilinski: I only own two tiger shirts, but that number will most certainly grow.

Just making an observation

I don’t even know what to think😂😂

supernatural ended without anyone telling cas they love him, so for every reblog/like, you’ll be telling cas you love him.

let’s show them how many people love cas.

Scott: I got called pansexual in Walmart guys.

Lydia: What happened?

Scott: I got called pansexual in Walmart.

Stiles: Yeah but why?

Scott: I was being pansexual.

Allison: In Walmart?

Scott: Yeah it was in Walmart.

My loves Will and Jem

The infernal devices, by @cassandraclare

monroe: you're too late, you'll never stop me now!

liam: that's where you're wrong, bitch! we will stop you with the powers of:

mason: friendship!

corey: harmony!

theo: incredible violence

liam: and love!

mason: i need some serotonin

corey: *stands up*

corey:

corey: *sits back down*

corey: i forgot what that was for a second, i was going to get you some

mason, eyes welling with tears: the serotonin has arrived