The Most Toxic Thing Any Of My Fictional Boyfriends Did Was Raise My Standards.

“I am not ‘full of hate’ as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.”

— Liam Dunbar

Kit: I am the smartest, most skilled member of this group

Ty: Is your hand stuck in that candy machine?

Kit: I paid for my skittles... I'm getting my skittles.

Supernatural really missed out on having an ongoing mini plot where Dean finds out Claire has been going by the Winchester name, because she realized it has pull with hunters and monsters. And at first he's flattered and gives her a call saying it'll probably get you in trouble so stop. But over time it keeps croping up that monsters and hunters keep mentioning, oh I didn't realize you had a kid? And of course it inevitably blows up in Claire's face which leads Dean calling her saying that she needs to get her ass to the bunker now. She's grounded. And right next to Dean is Cas and his phone starts ringing. Cas sighs and hands it to Dean because it's Claire. It's the best day of Dean's life. He answers and is like, hey kid. There's no praying your way out of this one. Cas also says you're grounded. Wanna go three for three? I can call Jody right now.

monroe: you're too late, you'll never stop me now!

liam: that's where you're wrong, bitch! we will stop you with the powers of:

mason: friendship!

corey: harmony!

theo: incredible violence

liam: and love!

Melissa, to Lori: What is the on thing I told you not to do?

Lori: Read fanfiction late at night.

Melissa: And what did you do?

Lori: Read fanfiction late at night.

Kit: Why is helping someone hide a body the standard for true friendship?

Kit: Look, if you’re in trouble, I’ll lie to the cops for you. I’ll dispose of evidence. Whatever.

Kit: But please I am begging you, do not make me dig a hole. That sounds so hard.  

Dru: *Stares blankly*

😂❤

Maybe I better stay here. You know, in case the Doctors decide to make a house call for Corey.

isaac in the group chat at three am: yall think lava would taste spicy?

boyd: isaac please don't eat lava

stiles: try it and let us know

erica: actually since it's made of molten rock, it'd probably taste very bland and dusty

isaac: thank you so fucking much erica you understand me like no one else