It Scares Me That I'm In Like 80% Of This Fandoms

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

tomorrow julius caesar will have been dead for 2069 slutty, slutty years

That one scene except Harry is spamming the lines from that one onion article

most jobs are anti-feminist because they discourage you from texting all the beautiful women in your life during work hours

what if i'm broken-down mess and you’re a rat-drinking monster and we held hands?

Joel: It’s best if we keep our pasts to ourselves 😠

Ellie: okay

Joel: So anyway my brother was in Desert Storm because he just couldn’t help being a hero and then he joined the Fireflies for the same reason what a fucking dweeb you know, also me and Tess and Tommy used to ambush people and it’s clearly deeply painful for me to recall but oh well—oh hey when you said it wasn’t your first time hurting someone like that what did u mean that’s wild do you wanna talk about it ):

Ellie: 👁️👄👁️

long time no see frens

i do 

Somebody sedate me, I have watched 21 movies over the past two weeks simply because James McAvoy appeared in them. I mean I watched an 83 minutes animated romcom about gnomes ffs. I fear the day I finish his filmography and have no more content to consume cause at this point my mental stability is entirely reliant on his movies.