Holding My Boob For Emotional Support

A message for Penelope’s suitors

Can I have the uhhhh

Hard boiled fluffy haired grumpy old man w ✨issues✨ and also a heart of gold (maybe) who's always broke meal to go please

esta situación es absolutamente surreal. en medio del laburo miro el teléfono y en un grupo estaban coordinando la toma de la facultad y en el otro informando de la muerte del one directioner.

why do office job guys talk so much about "e-males"......you got a boyfriend in that computer or something?

My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “the last supper” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit. 

5 minutes later: dude I swear one of you will betray me

My buddy Judas pacing: surely it is not I, Lord?

DO IT YOU MOTHERFUCKERS !

thank you 4 coming to my ted talk

Put John Mulaney on Brooklyn Nine-Nine you cowards

We will not be silent

We will not be silent.

odyssey adaptation where a mini odysseus appears, pauses and explains how he'll get out of his latest misadventure

Our blessed medialuna vs their barbarous croissant