She's Still Getting Used To Being An Aunt

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I am. Not ready to experience this story again in a new format. Heartbreaking tragedy on the senselessness and inevitability of violence, on how love can bring out both the best and the worst in us is going to rip me to shreds for a second time. Neil and Craig, I am in your driveway

Waiting for the bus simulator

bus due in 5 mins

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bus due in 1 mins

bus due in 0 mins

Whoops we forgot to send the bus again

bus due in 30 mins

this is so stupid but i laughed a lot

why

freddie mercury when no one stops him

gay as hell to go into the woods with your camcorder. why are you recording? to upload it on the internet? so that you won’t forget? forget what? other men?

Yarrow and Feverfew

Art trade with the incredible @liscepu, I'm so grateful for the chance! Thank you for fueling my love for the game again <3

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

the way that storytelling in the odyssey loops in on itself… everyone in the odyssey wants to know the odyssey. telemachus leaves for sparta in order to hear it. odysseus sits with the phaeacians deep into the night telling it. and he withholds it from people he doesn’t trust, only to reveal himself and tell it again. the sirens and demodocus sing to him about the iliad. penelope tells ithaca's bard phemius to stop singing because he has no songs about odysseus returning; if he can’t sing the odyssey, he shouldn't sing at all

I HAVE TO SEND THIS TO SO MANY PEOPLE OH MY GOD-