I’m So Glad They Didn’t Show The Porch Scene Yet. I Love The Placement Of It In The Game. We Need

i don't

rb if u have teeth

i get thumb-sucked to death

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

im digging my grave already let's go mfs

Much like Darth Vader, I too have an unhealthy obsession with Obi-Wan Kenobi. I mean have you seen him

something about joel being terrified now that ellie is someone he loves and bill saying he wasn't scared before frank came. something about love being both a driving force and a paralytic. something about having characters like bill and frank and henry and sam come around to show different kinds of love but still paralleling their stories to joel and ellie.

When your wife tells you that you killed all her suitors in her dream in which you were also an eagle and them geese, you do not say "that's a weirdly specific dream", you say "there is no way of twisting this dream to give some other meaning. Those suitors are soooo doomed. None shall escape the death which is their fate."

i want my baking to be so good that when someone eats it they either wonder why im not married or have a split-second panic abt proposing to me right then and there

got a major pest problem this year actually

actually toxic masculinity was permanently defeated when aragorn cradled boromir’s face and said “be at peace son of gondor” and then tenderly kissed him on the forehead