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A Collection of Haikus on Dysautonomia

There is not enough  Water in the entire world to hydrate my veins

The light leaves my eyes Ears roar, legs quiver, head spins Help me! I’m falling  

I’m so god damn cold Pass me that woolen blanket Just kidding I’m hot

Thoughts every morning? “Give me gatorade and salt” “Heart can you just not”

Ow ow ow ow ow Fuck the people who said there  would be no pain

BP and HR You are pissy little shits Just work together 

Digestive system? Circulation? Brain function? What even is that? Everything my Body does on its own is Basically fucked.

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"No thoughts, brain absolutely empty, only Hotondo homes"

@lich-incubation-chamber

wake up babe new autism diagnostic criteria dropped did you fill out mad libs with the 'correct' words before figuring out they were supposed to be silly goofy

Damn right I do

I shove joy into your brain socket and you love it

Making me sound like a fucken farmhand 💀💀

Nah but fr country/rural air >>> city air but have you seen how many fuCKING TREES THERE ARE

I'm allergic to the country !!!

i hate that like in order to feel healthy i need to wake up at like 7 am every day cause thats when my antihistamines run out and if i oversleep then my allergies be like HI SUCK MY DICK BITCH :/

Somebody please tell me to get off my ass rn I really should it's 11:30 n I need to pack and I've been writing a list but idk if I got everything I just need to start packing someone make me get up my god

my strategy plan for cleaning my room bc i have executive dysfunction and im trying to beat it

first step : MUSIC!!!! LOUD AS FUCK BRO!!!!!!!!! NOONES STOPPING U!!! (except for ur parents but who cares theyre the ones who r forcing u to clean in the first place if their fragile hearts get upset what fuck do i give) ok next u set a reward which would be u get to play ur new games!!! yay!!! doesnt that sound cool!!!

second : DUMP EVERYTHING ON THE FLOOR ONTO UR BED!!!!!!!!!! why? because it makes me HAVE to clean it up or i wont be able to sleep. good strategy i'd say

third: sweep sweep and vacuum yaayayyayay floors r clean now hooray!!!!!!!

fourth: dump everything on ur desks or shelf or wtv onto ur bed and then clean those too!!!!!! yay now they're clean too!!!!!!!

BREAK TIME!!!!!!!!!! HAVE A SNACK!!!! MAKE UR FAV DRINK IDC!!!!!!!!!

fifth: now u have to deal with... The Pile...but no worry!!!! we'll handle it like that unpacking game. you take one thing out, choose where to store it.. and put it there!!! then u do that with everythign else and youll be done in no time!!!

sixth: hm.... somethings not right... okay so take a step out and go back in and if something looks wrong u fix it. it doesn thave to be perfect!!! youve just gotta be happy with it.

and that's... it? i'm done??? that's so cool!!! im so proud of myself aaaaaaa thisis so great