Maybe Petnames Arent So Bad???

Top quote from today:

"God, you must have an absolutely banging surface area to volume ratio"

type “i am” in the tags and whatever comes up first is your new mandatory kin

TW // eating.. issues.

freaking out cause im having pizza on the beach w/ my partner tmr and i was gonna fast but ive already agreed and i need to be all self-care-y for them :/

reblog to give a trans person soup

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!! NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE… Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911. Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life! Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

Hate the Fury at myself and my body every time I have to rehabilitate a joint or muscle that went into spasm and refused to work the way I need it to

My body doesn't even recognise that moving a joint is an option, which is so fucking annoying when it's your wrist or something locked in 💅 position, and then it unlocks and it's literally just gravity or spasm based movement for the next god knows how long

• this user wishes they had a better body •

[id: a dark purple userbox with a black border, to the left is a picture of a skeleton holding its detached head above its body and the picture has a black outline. to the centre/right there is black text reading: “this user wishes they had a better body”. /end id]

reblog and put in the tags if you’re a ‘whoa’ or a ‘woah’ person

You ever think about how normal you must look from the outside, sitting on your phone and scrolling or texting people or whatever, but inside the little voice in your head is screaming at you to get up and do something, anything, productive but you just cant

yk it's not great when you tell ur mum that ur hearing more voices and her reaction is "well at least this ones nice" lol