The Gays, On June 1st:

Land Before Time motivates a proper diet 🍃🍃🍃

Oh to have the confidence and arrogance of Shawn “I’ve Heard it Both Ways” Spencer.

Stargate Atlantis: The Return, Part 1

If you aren’t Kaz “is my tie straight?” Brekker I don’t want you

well if you didn’t want me to ramble on about musicals for 5 hours then maybe you shouldn’t have said that one line that vaguely reminds me of a line from a musical

I don’t know why this is so funny to me, but my mom just got a new bird (the smaller one) and her other bird keeps shaking it to see if it is real.

[ID: a captioned screenshot of pam from the office, edited so that the caption reads: “And I feel anti-american in this 4th of july tonight.” end id]

Me too Joey. Me too

When there’s no time for subtle…

03x15 The Game, 04x04 Doppelganger, 04x12 Spoils of War