“ooooohhh” I Say As I Still Dont Understand

no one:

me at 6 years old with a wine glass full of grape juice:

Crowley can’t go to Africa because some idiot blessed the rain

The way men view women in movies is so funny because Rey with the Force shouldn’t be able to do all that and Carol Danvers with Superpowers shouldn’t be able to do all that but Singular Cop Dude with No Powers Trapped In A Building can take down 20 genius terrorists Alone (Die Hard)

People say “phase” like impermanence means insignificance. Show me a permanent state of the self.

Very Good Trope: Civillian is told “ stay in the car” while hero goes to confront villain. Hero gets in over head and all seems disaster. Civillian crashes car into villain. 

rodney to carson: youre like my best friend

john, who plays video games with rodney, races cars with him, steals blue jello from the mess for rodney, hangs out in the labs with him all the time: he’s WHO NOW

rodney to jennifer: im in love with you

john, the man who said goodbye to rodney before flying off into a hive ship with a nuke strapped to his chest, fed a guy to a wraith so rodney wouldn’t have to, taught rodney to meditate so he could ascend not die: YOU WHAT NOW

Trans and nonbinary people when they wear something that makes them look more like their true identity:

Michael Westen Burn Notice is demisexual. No I do not take criticism.

well if you didn’t want me to ramble on about musicals for 5 hours then maybe you shouldn’t have said that one line that vaguely reminds me of a line from a musical