Aziraphale: Well Let Me Tempt You To– Oh No I Suppose That’s Your Job Isn’t It

i mean…. i guess imagine dragons is as good as everyone says…..

no way fucking way....

NO fuckifn way

Me too Joey. Me too

rodney to carson: youre like my best friend

john, who plays video games with rodney, races cars with him, steals blue jello from the mess for rodney, hangs out in the labs with him all the time: he’s WHO NOW

rodney to jennifer: im in love with you

john, the man who said goodbye to rodney before flying off into a hive ship with a nuke strapped to his chest, fed a guy to a wraith so rodney wouldn’t have to, taught rodney to meditate so he could ascend not die: YOU WHAT NOW

eating artificial blue raspberry flavored candy that is so fucking blue that it turns your mouth the same unnatural blue is one of life’s simple pleasures

Aziraphale, lying: I don’t like you and you’re not my friend

Crowley in the moment: 

Crowley in his apartment:

I’ve had these on my computer for a while and wanted to post them. So ye.

When there’s no time for subtle…

03x15 The Game, 04x04 Doppelganger, 04x12 Spoils of War

no one:

me at 6 years old with a wine glass full of grape juice:

I have to do something drastic. Well maybe I don't but that's how I feel