Me: *happens To Stand Between Multiple Light Sources And Casts Two Shadows Because That’s How Shadows

When there’s no time for subtle…

03x15 The Game, 04x04 Doppelganger, 04x12 Spoils of War

I think it’d be rather exciting to meet a pirate.

concept: instead of hedwig, Harry goes into the pet store and this little snake in the back of the store talks to him, obviously gets his attention more than the other animals, and harry feels sorry for it so he takes it home. Then the snake helps Harry throughout his years at hogwarts as harry carries it wrapped around his hand all like “pssssst, haaarryyy, the dark lord isss coming sss” or just petty shit like “haaaarrryy, now is the time, assskkk out cho chaaannngg”

Not to sound too millennial but who the fuck would get off a plane (to their dream job in Paris) for Ross fucking Geller

David Tennant plays every character like his only contractual obligation is to be a little bit slutty

me, age 12, watching elizabeth swann becoming pirate king:

I wonder what Christian meme groups are like. I mean some Christians have the biggest victim complexes in the world and if you couple that with first person perspective memes, you’d probably get memes like:

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