Charlie Now Has Two Sets Of Parents. Good For Her.

In 1944 a kitten named George (short for General Electric) was saved from drowning by a U.S. Navy crew member. George was then photographed and given a liberty card and detailed health record. Source.

belphie: im not helping you with the dishes do it urself

MC:

MC: hey belph do you remember-

belphie: dont-

MC: remember the time you killed me after i freed you from ur attic prison and then u laughed over my corpse?. bc i do.

belphie:

belphie: okay jfc ill help you with the fucking dishes

[scrolling through a fandom tag] wrong. wrong. incomprehensibly wrong. wrong but harmless. nice style and color palette but I don't care about that ship. mildly entertaining liveblog update. they whitewashed my girl :( . good joke, reblog. wro--well that's my mutual so I will politely look away. fifteen posts in a row by an innocent rp blog that I don't have the heart to block. take I agree with but op was annoying about it. chapter twenty-eight of a longfic wip. !! GOOD POST !!, instafollowed. bot. technically correctly tagged but uses this acronym for something completely different. museum worthy art piece by a sixteen-year-old from the philippines. wrong. wrong but in a new and exciting way that provokes thought.

*The brothers are going through MC's stuff after they left Devildom.* MAMMON finds a voice recorder in MC's closet: Hey, since when did they have this kinda stuff? LEVIATHAN: I don't know, let's listen. MC's recording: Hello guys. If you're listening to this that means I'm back to human world and you all decided to go through my private stuff, which I strictly told you NOT to. I know you would never ever admit it and just put the recorder back in it's place so I used a spell to let me know when the recorder is played. I'll call you guys a right after the recording is over. BELPHEGOR: Are we really that predictable...? MC's recording: Yes you are. Have fun explaining what happened to my stolen shirts. BEELZEBUB: ...They can't be serious, right? *LUCIFER's DDD starts ringing.* LUCIFER sees it's MC calling: ... SATAN: What? Who is it? LUCIFER: ..Everyone, put MC's shirts back in their closet.

Light of Life

Life finds a way, even in the cracks of concrete.

Can you imagine an MC that watered themselves down because they recognized they were surrounded by beings that even the adolescent ones could easily overpower them?

Imagine that years later, they are still with the brothers and have helped develop the exchange program and set up safe guards and such for new human students based on their own experiences. Maybe they even became a teacher at rad specifically to help foster good relations between humans and demons. Only for one of the humans to start drama with them, as humans tend to do when in group settings for long periods of time, and MC lets their badass they've kept locked away out and straight up tells the person that just because they appear "docile"while around the other demon students in the school doesn't mean they won't wipe the floor with them. That they are just as human as they are and that the student can easily be hurt in comparison to the demons. That looks can be deceiving, and they will need to learn that quickly while in the devildom because if they value their life, they will back down, because everyone else already knows that even if MC kicks their ass, the brothers will be next in line. Also, if they tried what they are doing now with anything but a human, they would be dead already.

Maybe they are all pent up from having to have the brothers protect them all the time. Maybe they needed to release the beast, and this human opened the way. Maybe the pacts with certain brothers (*cough* satan, lucifer *cough*) have affected them more than they realize. Either way, the brothers finally see them no longer holding back out of safety and caution, and it sheds a new light on how strong-willed humans can really be or just MC specifically, making them love MC all the more.

I need more badass MC content. Sorry for my early morning rambling lmao im dissociating while im waiting to get ready for work.

This​ is​ what​ my​ sleep​ paralysis​ demon​ tell​ me

If you ever find yourself thinking "oh it's only ██:00, I still have plenty of time before this turns into sleep deprivation" that is the devil speaking. Go to bed NOW before it's too late