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I have gotten into the habit of rolling a D20 each day; my own "how is today going to go?" thing. Today I rolled this. I am going to go through my day with extreme caution. lol. #mylifeisanrpg #rolledaone #criticalfail #fumble https://www.instagram.com/p/BvRh-SphhHV5Ve7MmuJ8X77Idjz2fBdKv-zzsg0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1dn5vnf9hmije

This Christmas season I'm introducing the Masterpiece that is Die Hard to my teenage daughter. So exciting!! #bestparentever #itisntchristmasuntilhansgruberfallsoffnakitomiplaza #yippeekiyaymotherfucker https://www.instagram.com/p/B5lvLklh5Yc_Y0vswPdvuW3kS3HF96Ev6krtyY0/?igshid=1i7ebu0u80lky

I mean it's pretty accurate.. #findinghumor #wellgetthroughthis https://www.instagram.com/p/CJGj3xlBawwYHCewh_j7k2NDGzTGwTq0Aa_MXI0/?igshid=138gt3s55ndk3

It's cold and winter's just starting But the view ain't bad at least. With a weekend finally here, I'd like to just stay right where I am until Monday if I could. No anxiety; just warm covers, grey skies and a hot cup of tea. https://www.instagram.com/p/CIaupcpBQAhoL7u0Ks41b1hkOsVha_Nt5YlirQ0/?igshid=esp9vvuphfml

In just a few minutes... Let There Be Carnage!! #venom2 #movienight #nightoutwithmykid https://www.instagram.com/p/CUdgGgMLdSlaxXXuak8fNKikrFyCAeZsy99rFk0/?utm_medium=tumblr

Love this. Funny and true. 😅

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