Ramblingcrow - Rambling Crow

If those new lips of yours are making it hard to get your message across, maybe try putting it somewhere people are bound to look.

Wow! You nearly disappointed me there, but that was then excellent! Bravo! Lisp, sales, respect

She had been the driving force behind the mall’s creation, but now she was just a floorwalker in its anchor store, a Yellow Front franchise.

Supposedly, her job was to offer help and answer questions.  In practice, she was there so people could laugh at her piercings.

Her white nylon blouse made no secret of the palm-sized starburst nipple shields under it.  A thick ring hung from the septum of her nose, making her look like livestock.  But the worst was the heavy stud through the front part of her tongue, which made it impossible to speak clearly.

Customers never seemed to tire of hearing her say things like, “Menf cwoaves aw ovah deah” or “Vhat item iv not cawwied in vhis depawtment.”

The Beginning is a Good Place to Start

So we seem to be living in a golden age of bimboisation/bimbofication/bimbo transformation and general bimbo blogging. I couldn't be happier with this! I have been in love with this fetish for years and it's great to see it really bloom, especially here on tumblr.

But who am I? My name is Crow. I am an avid fan of bimbo transformation, especially slow, detailed descents into ditziness. I am a guy, living and working in the UK. I have often enjoyed the TG subsection of bimboization, but it's not an area I have ever personally indulged in.This is all very strictly fantasy. I wouldn't make much of a bimbo anyway, and if it wasn't clear already, the picture is definitely NOT me!

I have a reasonable fetishistic pedigree scattered across this series of tubes we call the web. My first piece of note is an amateurish story called 'The Bimbo' posted under the name Sissy Emily (urgh!) at Storysite.org. I then followed it up with a much better story at Fictionmania.tv under the name Hidden_Agenda (much better!) called I Hope You're Happy with Your Life. They were both very much bimbo, but very TG. I also put out a slightly better, untitled piece on the MCStories.com forums which was pure bimbo with none of the manly bits. I'll look to re-posting them all here at some point.

As well as longer pieces, I also posted captions for a 4 year period at Rachelshaven.com under the name Crow. Sadly a lot of the better ones were lost after some server trouble last year. Thankfully the awful, early ones made in MS Paint were saved. Oh rapture. On the plus side I did also have some unique and modern attempts at the blog I was co-running with Ashlee a.k.a. Total Ditz over at not2britecaptions.blogspot.com The vast majority of that site is now the work of Ashlee as I have bowed out and I cannot praise all that she has done there enough.

So! That's pretty much my situation. Not really certain what I intend to do with this tumblr yet. I'll probably post a few things, grow bored and complacent and wander off eventually. Hopefully, it will be a fun ride in the meantime.

Feel free to comment, ask or whatever... as soon as I work out how to activate those feartures anyway!

-Crow. 

Everyone who reblogs this will get a personalized hypnotic erotic GIF based on what I see on your profile.

I will create the animation, post it on my blog and tag you. Feel free to put any kinks you want to share or any suggestions you need re-enforced in the tags or as a reblog text.

I love this! And I would really love it if it was a mandatory part of a uniform. Ideal situation - an intelligent, college bound girl needs a few more points for her application. The only extracurricular activity with space this late in the year is the cheer squad. Now she has a mandatory uniform with 'Go Cocks' written across her arse. 

The micro tartan skirt. An absolute essential to any girl's wardrobe.

The hottest part of this, for me, is the title! How excellent is the notion that an unwitting bimbo is now described as having 'The Hooters Girl Look'? There's possibly a story in that somewhere!