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Mareanie is one of my favorite Pokémon

^ Specifically this one ^

That's all, have a nice day

Or night

mareanie jumpscare!

Arches National Park, Utah photo: Elliot McGucken

new stimtoy idea: 80s-90s anime sci-fi cockpit

Put me in one of these bad boys and I will be entertained for hours

I can only think of the first sentence in Patricia's voice

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

As I do

me when i have like 20 notifications in the span of five minutes and when i go check its just the same guy rapidfire liking and reblogging posts