Ramfeezled - Ramfeezled

but whatever i don't feel strongly about amatonormativity at all .

Of course everyone looks ugly in their passport photos. That's why it's a passport and not a smashport.

Happy International Asexuality Day!!!!

That's not all though! Also, happy:

National Siamese Cat Day

Geologist Day

Good Deeds Day

Jump Over Things Day

National Caramel Popcorn Day

National Carbonara Day

National Food Faces Day

National Gang Day

National Library Day

National Pajama Day

National Twinkie Day

& More!

Absolutely dumb 🤣

The Distance

Captain Eric was meeting with a new Space Operative recruit. “You said you’re from a distant planet, but Feyord XII is only a couple of light-years away.”

The pale woman gazed out the starship window. “Yes, I meant emotionally distant.”

“That sounds rough. Was it hard growing up?”

“It’s fine.”

“Oh…” He nodded. “So, tell me about yourself. Do you have any funny stories from your space academy days?”

“Yes.”

“…Alright, thanks for stopping by.”

when i go in a room and forget what i needed i become a point and click protagonist. [water bottle?] that’s not helpful right now. [socks?] i don’t know what to do with that. [charger?] that’s not helpful right now. [scissors?] i can’t do anything with that. [water bottle?] that’s not helpful right now. [lone paperclip?] that’s not helpful right now. [water bottle?]