save a horse, ride a Lynel.
zagreus hadesgame is the character ever. he never shuts the fuck up. hes bi and polyamorous. he has feet made of lava. he enjoys fishing after a long day/night of killing his enemies. he fucking sucks at playing the harp. hes immortal but forever in his 20s and useless. patricide is literally in his job description. he doesnt know what birds are. hes a dogboy. he has a bed in his room that he doesnt sleep in and only ever uses to fuck. he accidentally convinced his friend that dionysus and himself are the same person and got a song written about him. his tits are immaculate. hes my everything
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you can instantly make a cool female character if you just take any stereotypically masculine character type and make him a butch lady. easiest trick in the book. you can try this at home
the most divorced man
Making a shitty one-page RPG called Oh Shit It’s the Killer. The premise is simple: you’re a high schooler spending the weekend in the woods with your besties. The Killer is there also. He is trying to the Kill you
made some versions of the agony grip for my friends for when the whole gang gets it . including different levels depending on the anguish
and a joyous one for when there is love abound
your idea that Chara is representative of an average RPG player & the alarm clock dialogues revealing they were a stickler for efficiency, have lead me to the conclusion that Chara is a speedrunner
chara the speedrunner x asriel/flowey the completionist. fucked up viddy game babies but for completely opposite reasons
wild: this is my horse! his name is tiny
tiny, the absolutely massive horse from the “hunt for the giant horse” side quest, easily three times as tall as wild and covered in battle scars: …
wild: tiny is very friendly and nice and adorable and he’s super duper good at crushing bokoblins with his hooves and letting me shoot arrows while riding him so don’t worry
tiny: …
wind, shaking: i want twilight to bring epona back
A human crash lands on an alien world and has to fight off the individuals hunting them. The “hunters” are actually an underfunded wildlife rescue team who are very worried about this human’s safety.