Ya Ever Do That Fun Thing Where You Put Your Favorite Daddy Into A Suit With A Titty V-Neck In Your Head

I see Jimmy as Blue and Yellow at the same time, like an awful tie-dye mess underneath his too-big leather jacket and transition glasses.

Important question:

When colour coding characters, certain choices are obvious (grian = red, martyn = lime, Scott = cyan/teal) but I want to know where you fall on colour coding Mr Jimmy Solidarity.

This is something I’ve seen a lot of with the Bad Boys on if they’re a red-green-yellow trio (like The Heathers from Heathers) or a red-green-blue trio (like Alvin and The Chipmunks from Alvin and The Chipmunks)

Because I’m one hand, Blue for his current skin + old skin as well as it being most of his branding. On the other hand, yellow for his canary curse.

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TAUROS IS BALLING!!!!

My brain-hole is so full of ideas, and no technical skill to make use of them aside from vomiting into a pile of Google Spreadsheets.

If I had money, I’d put my thoughts into words, commission an artist, and learn unity to make what I want, and I plan to eventually… but for now I will boil and simmer over many interesting game settings.

monsterfuckers come get yer milk

Shishigumi + Chief Lion with a male clingy/touch starved s/o

Chief Lion

• Taking advantage of your clinginess, he loves that you always want to be around him and be touched

• Calls you cute nicknames if you're being extra needy, doesn’t matter if you're a guy, he’s still calling you his baby or baby boy

• Makes you sit on his lap all the time, makes him feel powerful over you, and likes giving u teasing bounces

• Lets you play with his mane in private

Ibuki

• Feels a little shell-shocked that someone could want him as much, and he loves that you always wanna be around him

• He lets you rest on his chest when you guys cuddle

• Always offers his hand if you guys can’t cuddle or be on his lap

• If he can’t be around you, he texts and calls you. He doesn’t want you to be sad or needy

Dolph

• Might have a little trouble adjusting to PDA and you being a lil clingy, but in private he’s your teddy bear and pillow

• He loves having you just lay on him, it makes him feel wanted and secure (big serious lion needs love too)

• After he met you, he becomes clingy with you as well, he loves how good you make him feel and now both of you guys are stuck at the hip

• Loves watching movies with you since you guys get to be stuck at the hip for hours (chooses long movies on purpose)

Agata

• Absolutely adores that you are clingy, he’s down to give you all the attention you want. He also feels touch starved himself due to his upbringing, so he wouldn’t want to continue that road with you

• Likes having you on his lap while he plays video games or is doing other tasks around the mansion

• If you’re small, he always has you on his back and you get unlimited piggyback rides

• Is always texting you if he’s out handling business with the rest of the shishigumi

Free

• Mans will not let you go once you tell him your touch starved, he gives you all kinds of hugs and kisses all the time. He also loves doing that in public, and will always be holding you no matter what

• Latches onto you if you two are on the couch watching a movie or just trying to relax, he lays on you or brings you toward him so it saves you from asking

• If you ever feel lonely while he’s out, he’s always down to call instead of text, he loves hearing your voice

• Enjoys the feeling of contact and being wanted by you so much.

Hino

• Cuddle monster alert, whether you like it or not, he’s always gonna cuddle you so he sleeps at peace

• He’s always comforting you, due to his role in the shishigumi, he wants to make you secure in your relationship and make you see he only has eyes for you

• Allows you to lay on him and stay with him for as long as you need, he won’t mind since he loves having someone with him, it helps him with sleep a lot

• Lays his head on yours and covers your face with his silky mane for comfort

Dope

• Like Agata, he texts you whenever he isn’t around you but he always prefers calls in order to make sure you’re okay and not lonely

• He reads you like a book and knows whenever you want attention or touch, he always gives it to you once he notices

• Enjoys when you get distracted and play with his mane, he starts leaving it down more often for you

• Always knows whenever you want to cuddled, held or touched. He loves meeting those needs

Jinma

• Instead of staying home, he takes you to nice places around the city, always holding you as well (rivals free with the PDA)

• Thinks you deserve the best after being touch starved, he wants to take you places and show you off as his

• Has you on his lap lots of times and he loves spooning you when you guys are in bed

• He lets you play with his short mane if that helps you feel comfortable

Sabu

• You know he’s always around, sometimes you might just not see him, but he’s always in your presence

• Loves cuddling on the couch with you, once you fall asleep in his arms or calm down, he lovingly stares at you

• Leaves around little gifts with his scent on them so you don’t get lonely when he’s out

• Likes having his tail near yours or near your body so that you feel him there

Miguel

• He begins to do his gym stuff at home so that he could spend as much time with you as possible, might even ask you to join him or just watch him so you don’t get lonely

• Asks you to lay on his back when he’s doing pushups, for good exercise and so he can feel you

• Loves wrapping his arms around you, he likes seeing you ingulfed by him with no complain

• Will carry you around to show you how strong he is and that he could handle you with ease

Am I gonna silently read erotic fanfiction in the corner of the bagel store while I wait for my sammiches?

Why wouldn’t I?

Quest Failed.

I got 4 large fries, a large drink, and took some advil to kill a headache.

Reconsider.

The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.

Don’t act all high and mighty

We’re all monster fuckers here

Persona 5′s Phantom Thieves, but with profiles loosely inspired by MTV’s show Next. 

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