So Basically, Mettaton Is Shooting Poop

This is literally so much funnier when you look at Jakei’s posts. Like look at how stupid he looks here. And he can lift an entire bus. I’m sorry but that’s hilarious.

really funny to me that cross is canonically 4’7 but 99% of portrayals of him have him as this big tall buff alpha guy. by god he is not 6’0 or more his ass don’t tower over nothin!! i think cross meeting Very Tall him would make him mad i think. i could have been turbo type thing but with height

sanses in general portrayed as really tall is funny to me. they are like one pixel taller than a child who’s like 11 or something. this guy is small. i want more selfship art of them but if you/your sona is taller they have to bend down to kiss. carry under the armpits like cat. come on. or like general ships with characters taller than them. soriel but sans is carried in her purse like a white fluffy dog.

its also really funny too in a multiversal way again. the guys who destroyed everything you love in the most brutal ways are armrest height at most. and the people expected to save you are also armrest height at best but one of them is so especially short he would probably drown in a rain puddle.

actually, now I am curious, how many different outfits has Cross been drawn in? Everytime I think I have seen them all, there's another Jakei drew and I missed somehow.

I wasn’t sure how seriously you wanted me to take this. But anyway, here’s all the outfits that I have currently saved. Including one off fits Cross has worn! I’ll reblog with more if I find some.

Art by Jakei95.

For @cornmayor

Commission for @cornmayor

Can someone make a fan fiction of Papyrus just adopting Cross? Thank you.

Appreciation post for Cross in his chef outfit.

Art by Jakei95.

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Underverse Screenshots 8

These screenshots are from, Xtale Timeline IX - Papyrus

What have we concluded from sans aus? everything goes to shit without Papyrus!