sure queenkaard is fun but what if they were actually besties instead
even funnier if queen goes from finding rouxls absolutely insufferable to being bros with him within like a few days. he does like, one moderately cool/non-annoying thing and shes chill with him now.
she'll be like "Okay This is my Super Annoying Super Crazy Super Weird And also Awesome and Hilarious but Also Kinda Goofy Homeboy Slash Minion who I am Coparenting My Son With Say Hello Rolex I mean Roblox I mean Rubik's Cube I mean Rules I mean Rouxls"
she also probably tries to hype up the position of being her friend so much too.
"Hey Man we are Totally Like Coworkers Now Lol We Should Be Besties So If You Hear Anyone Say Anything Bad About Me You Now Have: Full Permission to Explain to Them in Detail Why They are Objectively Wrong"
also she calls him girlfriend and bestie and bff but also dude and man and bro and tries to get rouxls to do the same
heres a visual i prepared
my contribution
Siblings….
liking someone platonically is so embarrassing like. yeah i admire you. yeah i think about you all the time. yeah i look forward to every time i see you even if it's only for a minute. yeah it's all platonic and yeah i couldn't explain this because it'd sound romantic. fucking hell
in my rereading flowey is not a good lifecoach era and this shit kinda sucks flowey why are you telling him your life story??? why not go after your curiosity you literally brought up instead of this dumb plot you haven't even thought out like it'd be much more interesting for flowey to try to investigate papyrus's past (wink wink nudge nudge) and figure out why he's the way he is. like generally a more interesting plot. and if you're gonna go with this dumb idea at least manipulate even a LITTLE better flowey you do NOT need to pull out your backstory??? you also wouldn't do that so idk what the fuck you're on about like just go "oh gee ur so cool and strong and i feel so safe around you cause youre the toughest guy ikoww... but im worried bout you cause youre so nice too and you give too many chances 🥺🥺🥺🥺 also undyne's not letting you in the royal guard isn't she so mean for that." like flowey should be a manipulative mastermind why was the best thing he could come up with was just telling papyrus his backstory??? also why does papyrus just take that like bitch you should know that's literally asriel dreemurr?? that's literally his story?
Me in my head when I'm eating an apple:
"Omg is this a deltarune reference?"
thinking about the fact that a lot of characters in saiki k is originally presented as a trope and a one dimensional character to make us laugh and slowly we see each of them grow to be so different from how they were presented, like nendo is a scary idiot but he actually is a kind person who loves his mom and would put his life on the line for anyone, and how kaido is an immature edgelord who actually is facing pressure from his family and is trying to explore his identity outside of being a former gifted kid, or teruhashi who is the perfect girl who is loved by all but she can’t find any value in herself if it doesn’t come from the male gaze and Kusuo who is presented as emotionless and hates people but actually loves his friends and does so many kind things because he cares so much about people even if he doesn’t show it
The remorseful player
Guys, I feel like Kris doesn’t like me that much
Even if it's not canon-compliant, I love Flowey with little leaves for hands, it's so cute.