Happy Pride! I Made Some Cryptids

they would've loved brat summer and giving everyone one star on dress to impress

It sucks that they got rid of every activity. It’s only phone in bed now. They got rid of everything else

“You want a straight answer, ask a straight lady”

“Teenager!” “Damn, using his full name.”

“I’m the queerent” “haha. 😐”

“What can i say, i like bad boys”

AND its devastating? Time in a Bottle?? Quicksilver’s song??? Ive been murdered from how good this episode was

im suuuuuper tired. i think ill stay up for another 5-24 hours

love languages according to soukoku

physical touch (violence)

words of affirmation (insults)

quality time (fighting other people)

gift giving (bombs)

acts of service (whatever the fuck that one scene in dead apple was)

exile arc but every day someone puts on a blonde wig and red n white t shirt and takes Tommy’s place as they all try to gaslight Dream

quackity: Hello it is me tommyinnit

dream: you aren’t tommyinnit and you don’t look or sound like him

quackity: *in a British accent* hello it is me tommyinnit

dream: tubbo I can see that it’s you

tubbo, wearing the ugliest blonde wig known to man: what? im tommyinnit. here I’ll prove it I just need some flint n steel and the location of your house

dream: are you ghostbur?

ghostbur: yes!

Phil: oh I forgot to tell you! Tommy’s street name is ghostbur. that’s why he said that :)

dream:

dream: oh hi “Tommy” why is your hair blue?

jack manifold, who didn’t own any other wigs: I’m going through a mid life crisis

dream: Ranboo I can see that you’re an enderman

ranboo, wearing a red and white suit: im tommyinnit. I remember everything. i can definitely swim mhm mhm

Dream: you aren’t even wearing the red and white. you’re just another blonde guy

purpled, a paid actor: wdym didn’t you know there’s only one blonde person ever. im tommyinnit

dream: technoblade what I meant to think of this

technoblade, wearing a sign that says ‘im tommyinnit’: well most people think I’m annoying at first

dream: you’re literally a pig

technoblade: that’s kinda rude to say about the British

Dream: how are you here. you’re dead.

glatt, who pierced the veil of life and death in order to make fun of tommy: no im tommyinnit. pogchamp or something