So We Can All Collectively Agree That We Never Expected To Come Out Of The Theatres After Watching Eternals

Agatha: You can ask me your questions. Aloud.

Billy: Okay, then, where’s Rio?

Agatha: Not that question.

What Billy is probably thinking: wow Agatha is still really touchy about Rio when newsflash, we can all tell that you used to date.

What Agatha is probably thinking: I still feel guilty about killing Alice so I don’t want to think or talk about Rio reaping her soul right now as we speak.

What Rio is probably thinking: WOW I can’t BELIEVE my GOOD FRIEND LILIA didn’t recognize me after all of the QUALITY TIME we’ve spent together. I’m going to put on my WORK CLOTHES and let her know of her IMMINENT DEATH.

Girl Kisser - Death Kisser

They're still married, Your Honor. There was never an official divorce.

ao3 turns 15 today

reblog if youre older than ao3

(there's a lot of people asking about this, but the legal age to use social media is 13, except in few countries. so yes, there are people here under 15)

Agatha harkness gotta be the greatest scammer of all time. Inventing/popularizing a ballad about a series of which trials that don’t even exist, gathering covens like an MLM, then annoying them so bad about their inability to access said nonexistent trials that they blast you with magic thus feeding your succubus powers. lol .

Agatha All Along + Tarot cards

whatever you do don't ever think about how the literal DEATH is crying over agatha harkness dying

Hello, I’ve been enjoying MCC recently, but I think I could be enjoying it more. As such I present my suggestions to tumblr for consideration.

ADHD time blindness be like "oh, today is the 30th? that's fine, December is still next month, that's forever away!

...what do you mean tommorrow?"