I’m Sorry But Billy Doing The Wanda Walk Of Shame™️ Just To Get Into His Fucking Subaru Was The

This is the best idea in the history of film.

ao3 turns 15 today

reblog if youre older than ao3

(there's a lot of people asking about this, but the legal age to use social media is 13, except in few countries. so yes, there are people here under 15)

Ides Of March themed knife holder, you get it

Yeah thats julius' bald spot

if i was mercymorn i would’ve been writing hatemail regina george style. imagine her going to her room every night and opening her secret journal to write “john gaius is the nastiest skank bitch i have EVER met. do NOT trust him. he is a fugly slut.”

Agatha All Along + Tarot cards

💎 𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗺! Bag of Goodberry Gummy Fish
Wondrous item, uncommon ___

“Goodberry gummy fish" are gooey sweets that look like Tiny, gelatinous fish. When found, they typically come in bags of 1d6 + 10 gummies, which are almost always red.

A "goodberry gummy fish" functions like a single goodberry, as if by the "goodberry" spell, except that eating a gummy also grants you a swimming speed of 30 feet for 1 hour.

Alternatively, you can use an action to submerge a gummy in water to magically animate it, using the quipper’s statistics. If you submerge 5 or more gummies in water at the same time, they become a swarm of quippers instead of five separate ones. The quippers are friendly to you, but aren’t magically compelled to obey any of your commands. After 1 hour, the animated gummies dissolve and are destroyed. ___

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